Sunday, March 31, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Dungeonparty: The GSO chronicles (Upd II: D34)

And there we were: Dolgan, Woopy, Nina, Iola, Mistres AA, Lord Hair (aka Kamisama), the mighty Oak and the ScumLord Himself entered the great halls of GSO. (although, let's be honest, not near as grand as the one in The Severed Tongue, but at least a lot cleaner...). Little did we know at that time that GSO actually managed to haul in enough booze to stupor us all (hell, even Quilp wouldn't have been able to empty all those flasks in one night.

When we finally woke with the largest headache we had in a long long time (I guess we got careful about drinking these quantities when Alyxyn or Ciciz are around these days...) we noticed we we're pretty much all alone. Those silly guys went to do a dungeon without us.

We rushed down just in time to see Hym being smacked down by the Archdemon of Confusion. After Oak and AAylia finally stopped rolling on the floor in laugher we hauled them all back out and splashed some water over them to get them ready for the next attempt.

D31: The topsy-turvy world
Ofcourse it was Iola to beat the Archdemon of Confusion again. But then again, she is confusing as hell herself and had practice in kicking his ass.
 
D32: Harbringers of the Dead
In a great match between the two valkyries it shouldn't be a big surprise that it was Ninastar who won the battle. Without even breaking into a sweat I might add. After all... She always comes back for more...

Anyway, we are preparing for D33: The Predators' Feast in a couple of hours. I'm nursing a couple of nasty bumps from the last two encounters and I just saw Kamisama shampooing his hair like a madman... (that might had something to do with the evil grin on AA's face though...) but I'm sure we'll easily manage 3 or even 4 more. Take care of home. I'm sure we're gonna need lots of sleep when we come back.

UPDATE I:

D33: The Predators' Feast
Good thing Woopy couldn't see this. Although I'm sure he rather had a patch over his nose... man... even while unconscious I could smell the bad breath of that Big-Mouth of Doom. That being said Dolgan Elfbane has been moody. He said he wanted to stay sober for this fight so he could show us how it was done... only to being forced to sit at the sideline doing nothing... sober... Yeah, he is really moody.

UPDATE II:
 
D34: Monkey Business
Nothing fixes a bad mood like a good game of ping pong. See that happy glare in Dolgan's eyes? Let's just say that Ping Pong is currently missing some balls.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

FreshScumFlash: Midir

Give a scummy welcome to Midir. A level 292, raptor riding Warrior who seriously needs to start working on his scrapbook (It is not that hard Midir, just type a random number between 15.000 and 35.000 in the HoF and attack the small scum that comes up. They have the most different gear and you'll be at 75% or higher in no time. The best thing is, you can do that every 10 minutes. Seriously... it's so easy.)

Judging by his damaged ear, he either has a nasty girlfriend or he has recently met Alyxyn in a foul mood. Anyway, hope you'll enjoy yourself here and will prove to be a great addition to our band of lowlifes.



Friday, March 15, 2013

A message from Bain

It is always nice to hear from someone. Remember Bain? Well, I do... And apparently he remembers us too, because I just got this mail form him in my mailbox.
Have'nt been on in while, over a year I think.
Anyways, saw the send off on scumbase. very cool, thanks for the props.
Lifes good, had a baby boy
quit drinking,
Started flying lessons ( I know, stupid hey).
Glad to see you guys are still together and repping strong.

Cheers to all,
Bain

Hey Bain, well... not quite a year yet. But a long time indeed. Flying lessons eh? Oh well, sometimes it is good to try to learn stuff you are bad in ;-) Congratz with your baby boy, don't forget to give him a scummy upbringing. At least then he'll know how to get out of bad situations just like his dad (although it might get him in those situations in the first place, just like his dad). See you around and take care.

Saturday, March 09, 2013

Birthday Bashes & More (March 9)

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.
  • 250 – Wraithform
  • 250 – Bakryu
  • 225 – Nemurici

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.
  • 330 – Quilp
  • 320 – Woopydoo
  • 280 – Keldonhing
  • 280 – Zot
  • 270 – Masterdodo
  • 270 – Wordplay
  • 260 – Revliss
  • 260 – Ziglabeu
  • 260 – Valind
  • 240 – Ahkdar

95% Club
No new members this week. Time to work harder scum, Still 20 of you haven't joined our club of happy members.

Random Data of the Week
Something Important to get you through the week.
  • 46 Scum
  • 20 Mages
  • 18 Warriors
  • 8 Scouts