No Birthday Bashes & More (June 2014)

Sadly, no Birthday Bashes & More for now, because someone broke our data gathering monkey. I'm nut sure what happened or who is responsible, but...

Birthday Bashes & More: May 2014

I thought we wouldn't have a Birthday Bashes & More this month, because Kamisama was tied down by female companionship again and I worried she might have broken him. But apparently he escaped, for a short time at least, and managed to spy on all of you again.

But before we go to the list of "who has enough new prezzies to be robbed blind again this month", first let me introduce you to some of our new scum.

First of all we have Nic1080. a level 280 dragonriding Scout with a very decent scrapbook of 98% instantly making him a member of our 95% club. Nic1080 is a big fan of counting as we can see in his character description and is most likely family of Count Count. It seems he has been here a long time already, because someone seems to have stolen his ring...

Then there is FFederica. A raptor riding level 260 mage, also with a scrapbook of 98%, joining Nic1080 in our 95% club. Not much is known about FFederica. She is Italian and has a thing for owls. Wich makes me wonder... can owls scowl?

We also have ViviIX, Cipio's new pet. A level 195 dragon riding warrior with a 53% scrapboo... ehr... what? Something tells me this Dark Elf has lost his way somewhere... See, even his character description says he is in the Dark Army... Something is seriously wrong here... Whatever happens here, I'm holding Cipio accountable...!!!

And finally Ninastar deserves a shout out! She finally had the plastic surgery she has been talking about for months now and has a totally new look. I Always figured she had a crush on Quilp. And her new features totally proof me right!!!

Welcome all and let's hope your stay in the ScumPond will be fun for both you and the rest of us!


Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Ghettoforce
• 275 – Cipio

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 340 – Alyxyn
• 330 – Redwood18
• 310 – WTFmybeer
• 280 – CrusaderBin
• 270 – Veha
• 250 – FFrederica

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 11 levels – NGemN8r
• 6 levels – Veha
• 4 levels – Ghettoforce

95% Club
This month we have 4 new members to the 95% club, Nic1080, FFederica, NgemN8r (who gained over 11% in the last month!!!) and Jmardo... and we got a new worst scrapbooker in our guild with ViviIX. Come on ViviIX, 53% is totally unscumworthy. Get to work beating those small players and get their stuff. It is not that hard to at least reaach 75%

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Check in totally sucks lately
• The fact we seem to be a lot stronger then Water Deep doesn't mean you can just run around and not check in.
• So get back in there and start checking in again. You know we attack twice a day. With a check in window of 10 hours, it shouldn't be too hard to join every single battle...
• 4 MIA's for our monthly dungeon attempt is WAY too much! We even did worse than our last attempt.
• On average we gained 16 spots on the HoF. I think we can do better than that though! So let's make sure we gain at least 25 more spots on average by next month! (yes Quilp, you too!)

Birthday Bashes & More: April 2014

Oh my... What do you get when you combine a little holiday, an interweb meltdown and a typical form of Scumian laziness? That is right very very late birthdaybashes...

Let's start with the Huge Crowd of 300! I failed to inform you about before. Get ready... here they come... this may take a while... Please don't forget to scroll down to find the rest of this post...

Wait what... did someone leave the frontdoor open again? What the fuck are all these elves doing here all of the sudden? Are they gathering in masses? Are these the first signs of a rebellion? Where is AAylia? and where is Betty... and who the fuck stole my crown?

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 350 – Quilp
• 300 – WTFmybeer, Farkentje, Ciciz, Mhorg, Keldonhing
• 275 – Moora, Capone
• 250 – NGemN8r

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 330 – Hym
• 310 – Demon William
• 290 – Tofurkey, Nanouchka, WordPlay, ustarach, Wraithform, Xristen, TDI
• 280 – Srike
• 270 – Cipio
• 260 – Elvix, nemurici, Veha, silverlance

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 9 levels – Elvix
• 8 levels – WTFmybeer, Silverlance
• 7 levels – Cipio, Capone, Veha

95% Club
This time no new members to the 95% club... and midir, keldonhing and nemurici still seriously have to work to get their scrapbooks to 75%

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Your Scumlord is a lazy SOB, although not so lazy as the rest of you.
• With the latest changes we seem to go up on the Scout side and down on the Warrior side
• Obviously we still drown in mages...
• If we would all check in for a change, we would be able to beat D47 already. That reaperman is starting to get boring. I want to see the next Dungeon!!!
• The big winner of lasts months slogan competition is..... NO ONE!!! Not for your lack of trying though... oh wait.. it WAS for the lack of you trying...
• The Scumlord is very disapointed in his lowlifes...
• Wich is amazing... because after all it is Scum...
• BACK TO WORK! And NO GRINNING IN THE BACK!

Birthday Bashes & More: February 2014

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Redwood18
• 275 – Oak
• 275 – CrusaderBin

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 290 – Oswalt
• 280 – Masterdodo
• 270 – Bakryu
• 260 – Akhdar

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 6 levels – Veha
• 5 levels – WTFmybeer
• 4 levels – Bakryu

95% Club
Oswalt finally came off his lazy behind to get those last couple of scrapbook items and join the 95% club. Gratz Oswalt. only a few more to maximize it! And a well done to Capone who took the effort to do some collecting and almost gained 2% this month. You are almost there Capone, come and join the 95% club soon.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• While 7 of you downgraded their ride when compared to last month, almost 15 of you had their bast HoF spot ever this month.
• We are VERY close to get our average Scumlevel up by another level.
• We seem to have some slackers... We might have to see if they are on holiday or need to be replaced soon...
• Scum... please remember: if you are on holiday, let us know BEFORE you go. If you stop playing, also let us know and at least say goobye.

Birthday Bashes & More: January 2014

And then all of the sudden it is 2014. Nice of you all to show up again for a new year of carnage.

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Hym
• 300 – Rido Fatesmiter, Nargoth
• 275 – Scrubby, Srike
• 250 – Veha, Silverlance

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 310 – Zimmi
• 290 – WTFmybeer
• 280 – Ziglabeu, Venkman
• 270 – Moora

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 5 levels – WTFmybeer
• 4 levels – Silverlance
• 3 levels – Venkman, Capone, Cipio, Nemurici, Elvix, Veha

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this month.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Iola made a great background again and Kamisama managed to squeeze out some data about you lowlives again. Thank you to both!
• Silverlance finally made himself Scumworthy and got himself bigger then the minimum Scum requirements (level 250, scrapbook 75%), Nice of you to join us Silverlance. We'll stop picking on you now... ehr... wait... no we wont!
• And before you point out that Veha also finally made it past level 250. Yes that is true. But Veha already looked very cute, so there were no other requirements for her to (re)join us.
• We ended 2013 with Rido Fatesmiter showing us how to end a year in style.
• Nargipoofufu and Betty are showing us how to start a year in style.

Damn... I keep fogetting how ugly our Nargipoofufu actually is. Have fun in this hell hole of an XP valley Narc. May your dungeons be plentifull and easy.

And yes, he finally did it! Well... half of it actually. Our own Betty is finally half way evil. Only 333 levels to go, to reach your goal of true evilness Betty! If you would actually make an effort you might even catch up with Quilp Da Round :)

Birthday Bashes & More: December 2013

And there it is. The last Birthday Bashes & More of 2013. So enjoy it, because the next time you see a Birthday Bashes & More posted, 2013 will have gone, never to return. Good riddance I say! It was starting to get smelly anyway...

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Ninastar
• 250 – Elvix

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 330 – Alyxyn, Dolgan Elfbane
• 320 – Iola
• 290 – Mhorg
• 280 – Xristen, Valind
• 270 – CrusaderBin
• 260 – CipiO

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 6 levels – Elvix
• 5 levels – WTFmybeer
• 5 levels – Veha

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this week. But Silverlance finally got himself to 75% so congratulations on that. Now we only have 3 lowlives with scrapbooks below 75% (Midir, Keldonhing and Nemurici, will know what I am talking about).

Also a Shout Out to Capone, who improved his scrapbook by a whopping 4% this month. good on you! Got to catch them all

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• We have a great new blogbackground for december from Iola. I especially enjoy the tagline :)
• This month we shared our soul by sacrificing Tofurkey for the Thanksgiving Dinner. We even shared the sentiment by sending all the guild leaders of the top 15 guilds a mail with wellwishes and an invitation to share the nekkid remains of said Tofurkey with us.
• Some never replaid (sadly), some where funny (Hi Vyllyn from the Heavy Hand) but one reply was mind boggling sad...
• This was the reply from evilopyrus guildleader from Boulders Gate: "Dont send me mail or my guild Ever! Never write me again!"
• Now THAT is the true spirit of thanksgiving and sharing isn't it?. So PLEASE scum. Do NOT, under any circumstance send mail to evilopyrus from Bouders Gate, becauese he really really really doesn't like mail (or perhaps he just really doesn't like us? but ofcourse that is impossible, because before that reply I never even heard of the poor lost soul).
• see you in 2014 for another Birthday Bashes & More (unless Kamisama blows himself up with firework this new years eve)

Birthday Bashes & More: November 2013

Many moons ago, two of our most active officers informed me that they didn't had the time to be officer anymore. Kamisama (aka Lord Hair  and Mr. Data)  needed more time to drink his famous large quantities of wine. And Tofurkey, Babysit Central for as long as I can remember went on a long trip through Europe. Cries of horror filled the guildhalls for many weeks after that news (especially from the Europeans who where afraid he would come and visit...).

We tried to find replacements for them for months, but sadly you are all lazy bastards! (no surprise there... ;).  But after my call for officers last month I actually got two responses. So give a warm welcome to our new officers.

the NEW Mr. Data: Kamisama
and our NEW Babysit Central: Tofurkey

...

That is right! Old Scum Rules! New Scum Sucks! Thanks Old Scum!

So there we have it. If you are away for a day or longer, inform Tofurkey. He keeps track of your werabouts (basicly he keeps me from kicking you out if you are inactive for a while) and might be able to arrange a babysitter for you if you want one. And once a month Kamisama will send me a super secret file with all your secrets (duh...!), so I can totally abuse them and, while I'm at it, write a monthly Birthday Bashes & More.

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 – AAylia, Demon William, Zot, Kmoo
• 275 – Revliss

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 290 – Keldonhing
• 280 – Nanouchka, Wraithform
• 270 – Scrubby, Srike
• 260 – Capone

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this week. But a special and LOUD shout out to Silverlance who took my advice from last month and gained almost 22%. Well done Silverlance. Only 2% to go to get to 75%. You can do it! And with that huge Jump he passed Midir as "Scum with the worst Scrapbook!".

So... here goes... Come on Midir! 67,5% scrapbook is Scum unworthy! Get back to work and if you need help, I'm sure Silverlance can tell you how to do it, for a small fee ofcourse...

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Scum mostly rides a dragon
• Almost half of you reached their best HoF position this month (well... as far as we recorded it anyway...)
• Almost half of you is a mage
• The other half might be warrior or scout, but are definately uglier then the first half
• The chance that you are member of the 95% club is over 60%
• Even though you think it is 42, your magic number this month is 19

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 1 2013)

Because I wanted a good reason to get you to Scumbase today (to show off the awesome new background Iola made), because it has been some time already since we dit our last Birthday Bash, and because I'm still hoping we find ourselves a new Birthday Basher, I took some time to update our spreadsheet.

Bad thing: It took me a lot of time, because there has been a lot of changes over the past months.
Good thing: From now on it will take a lot less time again.
More good thing: Now we finally have another reason to stab each other in the back celebration style...

Let's hope we can find one of you lowlifes willing to do this once a week (hell, I would even be happy with once every other week or even once a month...). That being said, we are also still looking for a new Babysit Central too... You know where to find me.

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Dolgan Elfbane, Alyxyn, Woopydoo
• 300 – Parrish, Midir
• 275 – Masterdodo, Nanouchka, Xristen, Wraithform, Valind, Ziglabeu, Venkman, Kamisama
• 250 – Capone, Akhdar, Cipio, Nemurici

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 340 – Quilp
• 320 – Ninastar, Redwood18, Hym
• 310 – Ghettoforce, Iola
• 290 – Aaylia, Demon William, Zot, Rido Fatesmiter, Nargoth, Farkentje
• 280 – Ciciz, Keldonhing, Mhorg, Oswalt, Tofurkey, WordPlay, TDI, Usturach, WTFMybeer
• 270 – Revliss, Oak
• 260 – Scrubby, Srike, Neithe, CrusaderBin, Bakryu, Moora
• 240 – Veha, Silverlance, Elvix

Special Award
Congratulations just because we don't want you to be the only one not being mentioned reaching an epic level or a nice round number since the last Birthday Bash...

•  307 – Zimmi

95% Club
At this moment we have 30 members of the 95% club. Many of them even maxed out their scrapbook, wich gives them mucho extra XP gain. Well done Scum. Sadly we still have 4 lowlives that haven't even managed to get their scrapbook up to 75%. Midir, Keldonhing and Nemurici you really need to work a little on that book.

The average scrapbook of a lowlife is 92.60% atm (yes we can do better!)

"But wait you said 4... that was only 3..." Sigh, very sharp of you. Well ok then, I didn't want to do this, but if you are going to make me... Silverlance... come on... 51% How did you even get in here? You must have written some seriously good mail... or did you bribe someone? And if you did... for how much?  And where is my cut? Bad Bad Silverlance... Now go work on fixing your book.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week (however long that may last...)

• 50 Scum
• 22 Mages
• 17 Warriors
• 11 Scouts
• 31 dragons griffins / griffin dragons
• 19 Cats/ Raptors

BirthdayBashes: Parrish goes into space

Well, not really. But he DID reach the mega awesome level of 300! Gratz Pman! And becasue some scum are actually smart (yeah, not that many, I know), he saved himself some dungeons for this happy occasion and shot straight to 301 in the same day.

Birthday Bashes & More (March 9)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 250 – Wraithform
• 250 – Bakryu
• 225 – Nemurici

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 330 – Quilp
• 320 – Woopydoo
• 280 – Keldonhing
• 280 – Zot
• 270 – Masterdodo
• 270 – Wordplay
• 260 – Revliss
• 260 – Ziglabeu
• 260 – Valind
• 240 – Ahkdar

95% Club
No new members this week. Time to work harder scum, Still 20 of you haven't joined our club of happy members.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 46 Scum
• 20 Mages
• 18 Warriors
• 8 Scouts

Birthday Bashes & More (Feb. 09)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 275 – Ciciz
• 275 – Rido Fatesmiter
• 250 – CrusaderBin
• 250 – Scrubby
• 250 – Neithe

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 280 – DNargoth
• 270 – Ustarach
• 260 – Kamisama
• 260 – TDI
• 240 – Kossar
• 220 – Nemurici
• 190 – Veha

95% Club
No new members this week. Time to work harder scum, Still 20 of you haven't joined our club of happy members.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 48 Scum
• 21 Mages
• 19 Warriors
• 8 Scouts

Birthday Bashes & More (Jan. 19)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 – Zimmi
• 275 – Zot
• 250 – Nanouchka
• 250 – Etrius

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 320 – Dolgan Eflbane
• 260 – Venkman

95% Club
No new members this week. 

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 50 Scum
• 21 Mages
• 19 Warriors
• 10 Scouts

Birthday Bashes & More (Jan. 5)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 250 – Oak

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 320 – Badness
• 310 – Alyxyn
• 260 – Mhorg
• 260 – Tofurkey
• 240 – Wraithform
• 240 – Moora

95% Club
No new members this week. 

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 48 Scum
• 19 Mages
• 19 Warriors
• 10 Scouts

Birthday Bashes & More (Dec. 1)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Quilp
• 275 – Nargoth
• 250 – Ziglabeu

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 310 – Iola
• 270 – Ciciz
• 260 – Masterdodo
• 260 – Oswalt
• 240 – Nanouchka
• 240 – Bakryu

95% Club
No new members this week. (come on Farkentje... you need like 3 items or something to hit the 95% club)

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• Running around with glass in their feet
• Climbing towers just for the hell of it

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 17)

It has been a while, but we finally have one again. Happy level 300 Ghettofor... Wait... that is me... Never mind. Nothing to see here, move along.

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 – Ghettoforce
• 275 – Nargoth
• 250 – Valind

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• No one this week (apart from Quilp, he is always nice and round)

95% Club
No new members this week.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 9 scum had their best HoF ranking this week
• Average scrapbook 94.57% (so close...)

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 10)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• No one this week. But then, most of you are in one already...

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 280 – AAylia
• 240 – Etrius
• 230 – Akhdar
• 210 – Rizzo34 (Even when he gets bigger he stays small....)

95% Club
Hurray for Nanouchka for she has joined the 95% club and stopped looking like a lazy butt, like some of our other members. Also a shout out to Neithe because he jumped almost 1,5 % closer to the same club you're almost there.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 1 scum still MIA since Sandy hit. Hope you are doing ok DAYSOFDARKNESS.
• UPDATE: Welcome back DAYSOFDARKNESS

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 3)

This is the weekend of our big move. Our holiday is over, time to get back home and start kicking butt again until we are #1. Everybody has been so busy packing last week, that there is no one with nice round numbers, no new members of the 95% club and someone misplaced the random data of the week sheet... Pretty sad Birthday Bash right?

HELL NO!!! because we at least have 2 lowlifes that want to go back to the Severed Tongue in style! Enjoy your depressing XP valley scum ;)

• 250 – Kamisama
  
• 250 – Revliss

Post-it notes
To the Barbarian Horde: Thank you, we had a lot of fun during our holiday, but we have to return home to the Severed Tongue. Some idiot forgot to turn off the gas in the dungeons.

To the Caretaker: The key is under the doormat and the skeleton is in the closet (in Ustarach's room). That is not our vat of hands and feet in the fridge, but the tongues are. We left them for you

To the postman: Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 27)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 275 – DAYSOFDARKNESS
• 275 – Keldonhing
• 250 – Tofurkey (256 already even, great use of dungeons furk)
• 250 – TDI

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 270 – Farkentje
• 260 – WordPlay
• 240 – CrusdaderBin
• 230 – Wraithform

95% Club
No new members this week.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 22 Mages
• 18 Warriors
• 9 Scouts
• In real life, Schnebbs is awesome...

have you missed the gnome?

and his poetic ramblings?

well... i've missed you too.

- sbbenhcs, the procrastinate laureate

yep, i know... i know... i've been neglecting my poetic license. my bad. but i've got a REALLY good excuse: i've been planning (and preparing for) my own wedding. i think that give me some kind of scummy dispensation, right? i'll see if i can get back in the swing of a weekly post, now that my brain isn't quite so mushy...

just to clarify, i'm the one with the idiot grin. (it's been two weeks already, and we're still married... i think we'll make it. =p)

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 13)

Gather around scum and lowlifes alike, the Severed Tongue has a new first on this server. Da round man himself has managed to be the first to max the cost of his STR stat. Yes that is right. It costs Quilp 10,000,000 gold to increase his STR stat by just one. Insane? Definitely, but at least it won't get any more expensive then that...

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• No new ones this week, because most of you are in one already

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 260 – MaxPower
• 230 – Kossar

95% Club
No new members this week. But come on farkentje, only 0.71% to go. Also a shout out to Oswalt and Nanouchka, you guys are very close too...

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 1 old archenemy returns
• Guess who's back!

 

We're looking forward kicking your asses again Slambo! Get your beers in shape and stampede that HoF again!