Birthday Bashes & More: November 2013

Many moons ago, two of our most active officers informed me that they didn't had the time to be officer anymore. Kamisama (aka Lord Hair  and Mr. Data)  needed more time to drink his famous large quantities of wine. And Tofurkey, Babysit Central for as long as I can remember went on a long trip through Europe. Cries of horror filled the guildhalls for many weeks after that news (especially from the Europeans who where afraid he would come and visit...).

We tried to find replacements for them for months, but sadly you are all lazy bastards! (no surprise there... ;).  But after my call for officers last month I actually got two responses. So give a warm welcome to our new officers.

the NEW Mr. Data: Kamisama
and our NEW Babysit Central: Tofurkey

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That is right! Old Scum Rules! New Scum Sucks! Thanks Old Scum!

So there we have it. If you are away for a day or longer, inform Tofurkey. He keeps track of your werabouts (basicly he keeps me from kicking you out if you are inactive for a while) and might be able to arrange a babysitter for you if you want one. And once a month Kamisama will send me a super secret file with all your secrets (duh...!), so I can totally abuse them and, while I'm at it, write a monthly Birthday Bashes & More.

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 – AAylia, Demon William, Zot, Kmoo
• 275 – Revliss

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 290 – Keldonhing
• 280 – Nanouchka, Wraithform
• 270 – Scrubby, Srike
• 260 – Capone

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this week. But a special and LOUD shout out to Silverlance who took my advice from last month and gained almost 22%. Well done Silverlance. Only 2% to go to get to 75%. You can do it! And with that huge Jump he passed Midir as "Scum with the worst Scrapbook!".

So... here goes... Come on Midir! 67,5% scrapbook is Scum unworthy! Get back to work and if you need help, I'm sure Silverlance can tell you how to do it, for a small fee ofcourse...

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Scum mostly rides a dragon
• Almost half of you reached their best HoF position this month (well... as far as we recorded it anyway...)
• Almost half of you is a mage
• The other half might be warrior or scout, but are definately uglier then the first half
• The chance that you are member of the 95% club is over 60%
• Even though you think it is 42, your magic number this month is 19