ScumFlash: Before I Forget...

It seems I'm a little forgetful as of late... There was something i needed to share here but I can't remember what....

Yes yes, that is our guildhall. I know But what...

Yes yes, that is where we put up some interesting tidbits for the Scum to read... so...

Oooooh... right right.  Gratz Scumpet and Alister for being the first Cryptozoologists on the server

So why didn't i just do this in June?

I swear if my head wasn't attatched to my body i would...

hehe i said body...

hey leave my stuff alone..
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ScumFlash: Guildportal is no more

Oops, I totally forgot... At the end of last month we actually finished killing all the guild portal monsters... Gratz Scum! (yay). No more daily portal diving... (booh)

Time to give us some new things to slaugher, Devs!

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's May 2017

May arrived. Leaving the winterstorms behind, we hope. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the  HoF of HoF's.

Some of you still dont seem to understand how to join the HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.

How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)

See? Totally easy!

Interesting nonsense:

• Ladies and GentleScum. We got a new Scummy top 3. On number 1 the amazing ScumPet herself, firmly in control of that spot and not letting you have it. On number 2 the allmighty NaughtyFrog, owner of some very interesting Shakes real estate. And on number 3, fresh from being number 4 way too long, your own ScumLord.
• That is right, Aronszajn gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's compared to last month, but the ScumLord did even better and banished him to the 4th place. Will he manage to keep that spot? You'll see in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!
• It looks like most of the players in the HoF of HoF's top 25 have gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's. Especially HoF Pets is currently insane, looking at the daily changes in top 30. Not to mention The Round Q, the Scumpet, Kraggie and Betty beating Easteros 20 thereby gaining an extra pet and advantage in petbattles.
• But apart from Betty gaining an amazing 9 spots (making him the biggest climber this month) and Quilp quickly closing in on the top 10, by gaining 3 spots, not that much has changed this month in top 25 of the HoF of HoF's itself.
• That means still 7 Scum in top 10 and 11 Scum in top 25. Epecting quite some Scum to join us in top 25 next month though
• Shout out, to Nic1080 for gaining 5 spots and Taby for gaining 4
• New entries Henchmant21 and Malcovis abusing rule number 2 (Joining the Scumside) and Arctic Sky abusing rule number 1 by climging to 22 in HoF of Pets.
• Biggest loser this month is Nemevato again with 13 spots down, but hey, he still stopped playing. so leave him alone already.
• Go Go Go Scum, looking forward to more Scummy climbers in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!

And for the double checkers: Here are the top 30's that were the basis of this months HoF of HoF's.

 

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's April 2017

Thank you for the mails of asking me when the net HoF of HoF's would get posted. I hadn't forgotten. Yes yes, normally I do it in the first weekend of the month. But sadly I had actual work to do, instead of laying back waiting for something nice to complain about on the interwebs, like the rest of you.

Another Month, another bunch of work to give you your monthly standings. How to get on the HoF of HoF's you ask? Well, let me give you the rules ones more:

How to become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in a top 30 spot of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue

And that is all!

Interesting nonsense:

• For as long as this HoF of HoF's excists, Veriz aka The Spying Kitty with the Sharp Claws, has been firmly on top of it. Grog69 managed to get the two points back he lost last month, but is still far behind. Well... far behind... his gap to number 3 on the list, Aronszajn,  increased from 26 to 40 points.
• The Scumlord himself, who is still number 4 on the list, is getting closer to Aronszajn too, Decreasing the gap to only 4 points. Next month Aronszajn, next month...
• Then another surprise. Treak took back his number 5 spot from our favourite ScumSnake, Adder111. That itself is not saying that much. But he did it by Climbing 14 spots in the different HoF's and that is quite a jump indeed. Gratz on that Treak.
• So sadly for us, we again have 2 non Scum in the top 5. But with Son of Dog, Kanat and Jugger we still have 7 Scum in top 10. And ofcourse 50 Scum in top 101 ;)
• Newest addition to the HoF of HoF's is DjeDD  on spot 97 who skyrocketed to the 23rd spot of Fortress making him eligeble to be part of this mary band of misfits.
• Biggest regular climbers are Zloy with 13 spots, Gokuking and Endrega with 9 spots, Tofurkey (well done dude) and Quilp with 7 spots and Temprella with 6 spots.
• There are lots of players that gained 5 spots this month. ACGM and Dolgan Elfbane, to name a few (only naming Scum ofcourse ;) But I hereby give special gratz to Rido Fatesmiter. Seeing he not only climbed 5 spots this month, but already gained 9 spots last month. Come on Rido, top 25 is awaiting your arrival.
• Biggest loser this month is Nemaveto with 18 spots, but he stopped playing, so he doesn't care at all. And someone should wake up SlackerSilverlance, seeing he dropped 10 spots.
• Remember: No matter what your spot on the HoF of HoF's is, if you are member of the Severed Tongue you are already a winner Scum

And for the doubters who like to check up on me, here are the top 30's of the HoF's, from Monday, that were the basis of this HoF of HoF's this month.

yes, you are very welcome to click on the "x comments" link below this post and leave your own nonsens.

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's February 2017 (new rules!)

Last month we did the first HoF of HoF's. This month we change the rules. We are Scum, we can do that!

Rules to be in HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in the top 30 spots of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets.
2. Be member of the Severed Tongue

Yes, that is right. From now on, every member of the Severed Tongue will always be in the HoF of HoF's. What is the point of having our own HoF if we aren't all in it right?

Interesting nonsense:

• The Top 4 is still the same as last month. Veriz and Grog69 still dominate.
• There are now 4 players that are in all 3 top 30's, seeing the Scumlord has advanced in Fortress just enough.
• Aronszajn is not the only non Scum in the top 7 anymore. Treak gained 3 spots passing 3 Scum on his way to the top, making him the second non scum player in top 8.
• Biggest climber this month: Quilp, who finally is doing his best in Fortress mode
• Most impressive new arrival, Tofurkey at spot 37 (as you said Tofu, consistency is key), closely followed by Nargoth at 39 and bman941 at 43
• Biggest loser this month, ToxicToast who lost 20 spots in just a couple of weeks (might have something to do with all the new Scum on the list ;)).
• Bottom of the List Wordplay. Come on dude, start gaining some spots

Check out the list and check out your spot on it. And above all, make sure you do better next by next month.

ScumFlash: Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame 2017/01

We already established we are the bestestest of the world in the post ScumFlash: Scum iz the Bestest of the World!!! (Duh!) And in that post we said it was time for a new Hall of Fame to conquer. The Devs havent been listening, so we are going to make one ourselves...

What IF there was a Hall of Fame giving an overall ranking over ALL the HoF's? And who would be the best overal player on the server? Well, we are going to find out.

For every personal HoF you have a ranking. Add those rankings together and you have your Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame points. The lower the number, the higher you will be on the list. Easy enough, no?

This is a lot of work. So I only listed the players that are at least top 30 in one of the three personal HoF's. Basicly, if you are not top 30 in either HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, you will not be on this list, even though you might overall heve less poitns than some of the players on this list. You can whine about it all you want, but lets face it... I'm lazy and deaf. Work Harder and above all Smarter, and next time you too might be in the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame. Or who knows, maybe Shakes will put this into the game.

Interesting nonsense:

• There are 71 different players in the 3 HoF's (of the 90 spots available)
• Only 3 players are in the top 30 of ALL the HoFs (with the poor Scumlord comming short 2 spots in Fortress).
• 22 of the 71 spots are filled with Scum. next on the list is Psych Unit with 10 and The Heavy Hand with 9 lsitings
• 6 of the top 10 spots are Scum. With Aronszajn being the only non Scum in the top 7 on number 3.
• Nemaveto (number 28) apparently stopped playing. So f you are below him, on tthis HoF you are worse than someone that doesnt even play anymore
• The top 2 playes may not be a surprise (gratz Scumpet and NaughtyFrog). Even combined they have less points than the number 3 on the list.
• The numbers 3 and 4 are a bigger surpirse.(all hail the Scumlord and suprising appearance of Aronszajn.
• no one understands places 5 and 6, so this list might be broken (Doggie and Snakeboy, really???)
• If you are wondering where our Big and Round Qball is, he has been neglecting Fortress, But no worry, he is gaining momentum at the moment and will certainly crash into the top 10 in a future version of the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame.

And there we have it. Enjoy the list. Seriously, it was a lot of work, so ENJOY it!!! Yes that is an order!

#		Name	Guild	HoF Heroes	HoF Fortress	HoF Pets	Overal Points
1		Veriz	the Severed Tongue	2	9	1	12
2		Grog69	the Severed Tongue	12	1	12	25
3		Aronszajn	The Heavy Hand	17	26	6	49
4		Ghettoforce	the Severed Tongue	16	32	29	77
5		Son of Dog	the Severed Tongue	18	23	50	91
6		Adder111	the Severed Tongue	46	14	36	96
7		kanat	the Severed Tongue	69	4	24	97
8		treak	Shades of Gray	58	3	37	98
9		FamineGT	The Heavy Hand	13	84	5	102
10		Bilbo McBaggins	the new OSG	10	95	2	107
11		Kerry	Psych Unit	3	70	35	108
12		jugger	the Severed Tongue	54	41	22	117
13		Spiny Norman	Psych Unit	27	73	25	125
14		Kraggori	Bad Muthas	6	108	13	127
15		Lord Salys	Shades of Gray	64	58	16	138
16		Telvar	Psych Unit	20	88	48	156
17		krakkan	the Severed Tongue	42	115	3	160
18		T Beck	YKZ	82	59	20	161
19		pfafner	Dark Army	39	24	104	167
20		NGemN8r	the Severed Tongue	33	130	7	170
21		Hekler	Water Deep	15	114	43	172
22		Temprella	Psych Unit	111	57	15	183
23		Alister88	the Severed Tongue	14	170	9	193
24		Bluffy	lostangels	24	171	8	203
25		Super	The three graces	75	18	129	222
27		Hakaz	Water Deep	23	185	19	227
26		vult	Rheny	165	2	60	227
28		Nemaveto	(none)	169	30	55	254
29		GNZ3417	Shades of Gray	143	21	98	262
30		magicalman	Rheny	99	164	4	267
31		XenaPrincess	The Heavy Hand	138	15	122	275
32		mitozzzz	YKZ	211	6	68	285
33		Alyxyn	the Severed Tongue	4	261	23	288
34		fredonic	Rheny	31	20	246	297
35		Hagoth	The Heavy Hand	174	119	10	303
36		Elgaraen	Shades of Gray	5	269	31	305
37		kristall	the Severed Tongue	66	5	236	307
38		Quilp	the Severed Tongue	1	296	11	308
39		Gustaph	The Heavy Hand	193	110	14	317
40		Demon William	the Severed Tongue	30	263	32	325
41		taby	the Severed Tongue	150	28	172	350
42		Syrelle	The Heavy Hand	212	123	17	352
43		Zloy	Psych Unit	200	13	142	355
44		rido fatesmiter	the Severed Tongue	47	281	28	356
45		Tyranny	the Severed Tongue	28	179	149	356
46		goryjon	hack n slash	267	7	93	367
47		Achemedies	Psych Unit	9	366	27	402
48		masterdodo	the Severed Tongue	249	19	138	406
49		Hym	the Severed Tongue	11	136	267	414
50		dart tribal	The Heavy Hand	230	25	183	438
51		archer master	Psych Unit	262	22	177	461
52		Momie	Water Deep	8	193	267	468
53		Zot	the Severed Tongue	25	351	104	480
54		vera Ocult	Rheny	59	428	21	508
55		Guk	YKZ	7	451	53	511
56		Endrega	Dark Army	353	12	150	515
57		DmanMadness	Psych Unit	271	29	227	527
58		ACGM	the Severed Tongue	26	433	69	528
59		Dolgan Elfbane	the Severed Tongue	22	436	86	544
60		Soldato	Rheny	29	383	145	557
61		Gokuking	Psych Unit	613	62	18	693
62		Leassa	Disciples of Beer	481	27	207	715
63		katari	The Heavy Hand	514	10	206	730
64		kanasta	The Heavy Hand	545	11	211	767
65		Hubert	Water Deep	21	556	218	795
66		queue	The three graces	288	8	524	820
67		Honeybunny	lostangels	247	579	26	852
68		Cecific	Psych Unit	447	16	390	853
69		fbc	lostangels	212	640	30	882
70		ToxicToast	Dark Army	536	17	469	1022
71		KarmaChameleon	Water Deep	19	473	550	1042