Tuesday, November 26, 2013

ScumFlash: Thanksgiving 2013 Scumstyle!

Welcome to Scumbase: Where everybody is thankful that they are members of The Severed Tongue and not of one of our archenemies (everybody else) guilds. Here at Scumbase we believe in sharing. Granted, we preferably share your belongings amongst ourselves, but that is just nitpicking. But one time a year we like to share what we have with the rest of you.

Meet Tofurkey, one of our ancient Scum and highly appreciated officer since at least the beginning of the era of Ghetto the first ("it will be glorious beyond imagination! Or very scummy…  whatever happens first I guess.")


Tofurkey is a typical Lowlife, and knows something about sharing (basically it boils down to: some for under his left wing and some for under his right). This year however we, members of the Severed Tongue, decided, by majority of vote (strangely enough there was one vote against...)  to give a new meaning to the words"sharing what we have".

Ladies and archenemies (everybody else) we are proud to present our Thanksgiving prezzy to you all. We hope you'll enjoy it as much as we enjoyed the preparation.



















 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2013
ON BEHALF OF
THE SEVERED TONGUE
AND ITS MEMBERS

(and we are all thankful not being Tofurkey)


while you are here, tell us what YOU are thankful for!


 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

ScumFlash: New Release? Inside information

Scum,

it is not yet officially posted on the forum, but some brave soul went to the german forum and translated the newest features for us.

http://forum.sfgame.us/showpost.php?p=50183&postcount=13

Go read about The Witch and The Tube and enjoy.

TL:DR:
1. Start the game and go the url of shakes and fidget in the browser click CTRL F5 to hard refresh the game
2. Go to the magic shop and click on the brown book left and below the monkey in the corner
3. ...
4. Profit

TL:DR 2:
1. Start the game and go the url of shakes and fidget in the browser click CTRL F5 to hard refresh the game
2. Go to the tavern and chekc out the new telly there.
3. ...
4. Profit

Saturday, November 02, 2013

Birthday Bashes & More: November 2013

Many moons ago, two of our most active officers informed me that they didn't had the time to be officer anymore. Kamisama (aka Lord Hair  and Mr. Data)  needed more time to drink his famous large quantities of wine. And Tofurkey, Babysit Central for as long as I can remember went on a long trip through Europe. Cries of horror filled the guildhalls for many weeks after that news (especially from the Europeans who where afraid he would come and visit...).

We tried to find replacements for them for months, but sadly you are all lazy bastards! (no surprise there... ;).  But after my call for officers last month I actually got two responses. So give a warm welcome to our new officers.

the NEW Mr. Data: Kamisama
and our NEW Babysit Central: Tofurkey

...

That is right! Old Scum Rules! New Scum Sucks! Thanks Old Scum!

So there we have it. If you are away for a day or longer, inform Tofurkey. He keeps track of your werabouts (basicly he keeps me from kicking you out if you are inactive for a while) and might be able to arrange a babysitter for you if you want one. And once a month Kamisama will send me a super secret file with all your secrets (duh...!), so I can totally abuse them and, while I'm at it, write a monthly Birthday Bashes & More.

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.
  • 300 – AAylia, Demon William, Zot, Kmoo
  • 275 – Revliss

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.
  • 290 – Keldonhing
  • 280 – Nanouchka, Wraithform
  • 270 – Scrubby, Srike
  • 260 – Capone

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this week. But a special and LOUD shout out to Silverlance who took my advice from last month and gained almost 22%. Well done Silverlance. Only 2% to go to get to 75%. You can do it! And with that huge Jump he passed Midir as "Scum with the worst Scrapbook!".

So... here goes... Come on Midir! 67,5% scrapbook is Scum unworthy! Get back to work and if you need help, I'm sure Silverlance can tell you how to do it, for a small fee ofcourse...

Random Data of the Week
Something Important to get you through the month:
  • Scum mostly rides a dragon
  • Almost half of you reached their best HoF position this month (well... as far as we recorded it anyway...)
  • Almost half of you is a mage
  • The other half might be warrior or scout, but are definately uglier then the first half
  • The chance that you are member of the 95% club is over 60%
  • Even though you think it is 42, your magic number this month is 19