ScumFlash: Coat of Arms And the Winner is...

And the results are in. In the end there were 34 votes. Notice that I said votes, and not voters... I don't think I ever saw votes change so drasticly and so often. Even the American elections during the Bush years were less weird... At one point Double Daggers was in te lead with a total of 14 votes, in the end it only got 9 and Insanity Shows got 12. Classy Scum managed to come very close too, but got stuck in 3rd place with 8 votes.

Endresult: 

Double Daggers   9 (26%)

Insanity Shows   12 (35%)
Something Fishy   2 (5%)
Classy Scum   8 (23%)
Could be Real   2 (5%)
Something completely Different   1 (2%)

That means that Insanity Shows wins with about 1/3rd of the votes. Not exactly a landslide victory, but sneaky is the way Scum does his magic best. So there we have it. Our new Coat of Arms. (we are totally keeping the ducttape banner though)

Oh and ofcourse shame to the person that voted for something completely different without actually showing the goodies.

ScumFlash: Coat of Arms the battle

Ok, I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for Furk to finish his current poll with one of his hilarious roundups before I made this poll, that and the fact I didn't got quite as many submissions as I hoped. But it doesn't seem he is getting around to actually do it. So we'll probably never read his funny remarks about our choice of SciFi movies.

So here we have it. THE ULTIMATE COAT OF ARMS BATTLE!!! YOU, have the deciding voice in this one. The winner will become our new coat of arms for all our archenemies (everybody else) to see every time the click on our guild. No, this hasn't suddenly become a democracy. But sometimes you have to humor the little pipples by giving them a “choice”

Double Daggers

So here is the one we have been using for the past couple of weeks. It has the double wielding daggers we all have been taught about by our founding father Gob Bushsniper. And it has a little black dragon pooping on a skull in front of a blood splatter, and let’s face it. That is what being scum is all about right? (Thank you Iola, for that poetic description of my Coat, Schnebbs would be proud). Hell, it even has ducttape in it… how could this not be a winner?

Insanity shows

And here we have the great coat of arms that Iola send in. you can say lots about it, but the most important part, our insanity and utter… ehr… not being sane shines through all of it. Wich is good, seeing we are quite, ehm… nuts at times. Apart from g33k and Morhdd ofcourse they are totally bonkers.

Something Fishy

Narc has submitted this great work of ehm…platter of seafood. I’m sure Alyxyn will love it as it smells fishy. One wonders what has given him the inspiration for this though. We all know it can’t be Ciciz, cause she is the cleanest barmaid we ever had and doesn’t smell like fish at all. No, no, no, she doesn’t. Well unless Alyxyn has been around, but that doesn’t count does it?

Classy Scum

The next coat of arms is so classy that I had to check the mail twice to be sure it was intended for us to begin with. But then you don’t get much more classy then Lord Neithe. And luckily, it has a small dragon with explosive diarrhea so in the end it is safe enough to assume it is suitable after all.

Could be a Real

The last coat of armor is made by one of our newer lowlifes, Srike. He actually made two, but didn’t got the hang of sending me a screenshot of the second attempt, so it got disqualified. When I saw this one it reminded me of something. Not that I actually seen it before, but is looks so realistic, I wouldn’t be surprised if he plagiarized it and it is secretly from a former eastern European kingdom. (what a scummy thing to do...)

Something completely different

Yes, you can vote for something completely different. But then you have to at least have the guts to post a link to your “completely different” creation, made with the coat creator in guild, in the comments below. But that would take effort, so please be sensible and just vote for the already created Coats, ok?

So there you have it, for the next week you can vote for your favourite (or least non favourite) coat of arms. So...  go vote... now... no seriously... start voting immediately...

ScumFlash: Coat of Arms

So we got a Coat of Arms. I did my best to make it portray how I see our band of scummy lowlives with Gob's classic words in mind. Bloody, wielding double daggers and totally oblivious to the world around him/her.

But seeing you are scum, you might think you can do better. And that is fair enough. Everybody can make their own Coat of Arms, and suggest it to be the new one. But, unless you are in chat as someone suggests a new one, it is kinda hard to see them at all. So, how can we make use of your scummy inspiration? Simple...

If you have inspiration then go ahead and make your own Coat of Arms, if you are satisfied with it, make a screenshot and send it to me @ very hot mail, the commercial one (come on, that shouldn't be too hard to figure out). As soon as I get a couple of worthy Coat of Arms, we'll hijack Furks poll and let you scum choose the best ones. And yes, even non official scum,  hey Endless, Pwnies and Zenith (I think we lost Beer), are more then welcome to vote. Hell, they're even welcome to send in their own idea for a Severed Tongue Coat of Arms.