well... DUH!

Well ah dun finished mah mirror.. talk about anticlimatic.. no angels comin down tah 'grat' me, no frickin supermodel handing me a dang award or ennytin.  dey doezn't effen change mah backdrop dat ah kin see.  *sighs* but.. least ah kin quest AND go inta da towah at da some time.  un.. more attacks on Alupoopoohead iz allays gut.

ScumFlash: Fairy Tower & Magic Mirror

Here is some information from Quilp about the new functionality. If you have something to add, something to correct or something to ask, please let us know below this post. We'll update this post when there is reason for it

EDIT: A lot of answers are answered in the comments

Fairy Tower

1) Click the Dungeons button and you will see the Tower in the middle with regular dungeons around it. Click the Tower and you will be on your companions page (you get a companion of each class and each of the three will be level 150 to start). Click the Tower on the right to enter and then click the button to start the attack on the first Tower Boss (there are 100 floors each with a boss).

2) You can use equipment to strengthen your companions. And you can level up your companions by clicking the plus sign on each. This will cost you gold and the higher the level the more gold it will cost.

3) The bonus you get from beating Tower bosses is 1% added gold on quests and guard duty. Completing all 100 floors results in your gold doubling. You will also get one equipment item each time you beat one of these bosses.

Toilet

The toilet has changed and is more complex. I don't have all the answers yet but here is a starting point:

1) The first item you throw in the toilet will increase you toilet mana level as before, but the item will be kick back to your inventory. I suggest that you make a note of the item class and stats before and after throwing it in the toilet. Items can and will change when thrown in the toilet.

2) Tower items are worth $0 gold AND shop/quest items that have been thrown in the toilet are worth $0 gold. If you have an item you want to sell for gold don't throw it in the toilet.

3) Magic store items can be used on any class and therefore are good as are or to change their stats by throwing them in the toilet.

4) Weapon store items can be used as are on the companion who is the same class as your toon. The class of these will change when thrown in the toilet.

Item Changes

1) Weapon store items will change class when thrown in the toilet: Warrior class items change to Scout items. Mage class items will change to Warrior items. Scout class items will change to Mage items. (Magic store items are class neutral and don't change class.)

2) Most items will change the stats from one class to another. So far I believe the main stats (Intelligence, Strength, Dexiterity) change in the same way as item class: Strength to Dexterity, Dexterity to Intelligence and Intelligence to Strength.

3) I don't have a complete sense of what is going on with Luck and Constitution stats. Also, All Luck epics from the Tower don't appear to change stats but can change class if they are Weapon store items. All stat epics from the Tower that are Weapon store items will change class.

Tower Tips

1) Depending on how well equipped and potioned your character is, the first Tower boss will be doable for level 240 and above players. Otherwise you will likely need companion help.

2) You should run through as many Tower bosses as possible. Keep building the strength of your companions as you do by leveling up the companions who have weapons and gear first. Companions without weapons aren't much help even if you level them up.

3) Before throwing an item in the toilet make sure it will be useable when it is changed. Items from quests and the shops are worthless to sell back to the store. That is why you need to keep track of open slots on your companions. That is why it becomes confusing as to what is going to come out of the toilet after throwing an item in.

I'm sure I have made some mistakes that will need correcting. So help out as this gets posted to the blog.

Magic Mirror

During quests you'll find pieces of a mirror (13 in total i think). If you beat the quest with the mirror piece just drag it from inventory to your picture. it will disappear and something will happen to your picture.

Once you have all pieces you'll most likely be able to fight in the arena (and dungeons???) while you are on a quest (probably not during city guard duty though). Not the greatest ability (I'll keep choosing the big XP quests over the mirror quests for now if there is a choice), but it will keep you busy for a while.

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 17)

It has been a while, but we finally have one again. Happy level 300 Ghettofor... Wait... that is me... Never mind. Nothing to see here, move along.

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 – Ghettoforce
• 275 – Nargoth
• 250 – Valind

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• No one this week (apart from Quilp, he is always nice and round)

95% Club
No new members this week.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 9 scum had their best HoF ranking this week
• Average scrapbook 94.57% (so close...)

today is tuesday?!?!

i should write a new poem...

words that rhyme with "boobs"

- sbbenhcs, the "how i met your mother" herald

...


i swear, that's the most used word in barney's vocabulary... boobs. granted, it's a great word, sure to bring a smile to almost any man's (or baby's) face, but can a truly well-developed character rely on such simple humor to keep us all entertained? and if so, for how long? deep questions here...

oh well... BOOBS! (WARNING: comments may be nsfw... not really, but... =p)

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 10)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• No one this week. But then, most of you are in one already...

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 280 – AAylia
• 240 – Etrius
• 230 – Akhdar
• 210 – Rizzo34 (Even when he gets bigger he stays small....)

95% Club
Hurray for Nanouchka for she has joined the 95% club and stopped looking like a lazy butt, like some of our other members. Also a shout out to Neithe because he jumped almost 1,5 % closer to the same club you're almost there.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 1 scum still MIA since Sandy hit. Hope you are doing ok DAYSOFDARKNESS.
• UPDATE: Welcome back DAYSOFDARKNESS

traditional gnomish poetry tuesday

a poet's words are his weapons, thus he is a lord

for a few well-spoken words can turn back the horde.

words contain power, that much is true

and even their spacing has some credit due,

because... is the penis TRULY mightier than the sword?

- sbbenhcs, FREE fencing lessons for ladies

Birthday Bashes & More (Nov. 3)

This is the weekend of our big move. Our holiday is over, time to get back home and start kicking butt again until we are #1. Everybody has been so busy packing last week, that there is no one with nice round numbers, no new members of the 95% club and someone misplaced the random data of the week sheet... Pretty sad Birthday Bash right?

HELL NO!!! because we at least have 2 lowlifes that want to go back to the Severed Tongue in style! Enjoy your depressing XP valley scum ;)

• 250 – Kamisama
  
• 250 – Revliss

Post-it notes
To the Barbarian Horde: Thank you, we had a lot of fun during our holiday, but we have to return home to the Severed Tongue. Some idiot forgot to turn off the gas in the dungeons.

To the Caretaker: The key is under the doormat and the skeleton is in the closet (in Ustarach's room). That is not our vat of hands and feet in the fridge, but the tongues are. We left them for you

To the postman: Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.