HELL NO!!! because we at least have 2 lowlifes that want to go back to the Severed Tongue in style! Enjoy your depressing XP valley scum ;)
- 250 – Kamisama
- 250 – Revliss
Post-it notes
To the Barbarian Horde: Thank you, we had a lot of fun during our holiday, but we have to return home to the Severed Tongue. Some idiot forgot to turn off the gas in the dungeons.
To the Caretaker: The key is under the doormat and the skeleton is in the closet (in Ustarach's room). That is not our vat of hands and feet in the fridge, but the tongues are. We left them for you
To the postman: Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.
Welcome back, scum-mates! We're all a tizzy in our guild hall with this news.
ReplyDeleteGhetto, I'll be in touch with you shortly to open up a planning discussion to see if we can avoid any forced holidays in the future, or at least ensure they're planned in advance.
Thank you all for returning normalcy to the S&F S1 Universe. It's been strange to have all the tongues attached.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologize to every member of the Severed Tongue for the actions of the Barbarian Horde that forced a trip to your vacation home.
Sincerely,
Darstard
Hey Darstard, nice to see you are back and found our scumbase again. I would call that double good news. Apology appreciated and accepted. I think we have made our point by now that we didn't enjoy the "treatment" a lot and found a way to avoid it.
ReplyDeleteWe're glad to be home and looking forward to the time we can try and kick your butts again. So start looking over your shoulders again. As an old saying says: "If you see one scum, there is another one behind your back with a knife"
*stabs viciously .. only noting later that it is GBrain that he stabbed*
DeleteYeah, I'm sure that was an accident... --_--
Delete*attempting to hide the three foot blade behind his two foot frame* wot ya talkin bouts boss? sumtin wrong? *disarmingly grins widely*
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