each of a gnome's senses are particularly sharp,
our vision and hearing tuned as fine as a harp.
keenness of touch and of taste serve us well,
but our achilles' heel is our sense of smell...
you could knock us all out with one goblin fart.
- sbbenhcs, driving with a suspended poetic license
beraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
ReplyDelete"'scuse me!"
Stop killing Schnebbs already Alyxyn...
ReplyDeletekilling him iz no fun.. itz over too quick. maiming is far better.. it kin last fer years.
ReplyDeleteNot that much to maim though... Even Misses Schnebbs said so...
ReplyDeleteoooo un dat's wot She said!
ReplyDeleteOh no, the Misses Schnebbs jokes have begun!
ReplyDeleteoh, this is nothing. mrs schnebbs has been coming at me with "your mom" jokes since (almost) day one. this thick and calloused skin is from literal YEARS of tiny verbal abuses. =p
ReplyDeleteLOL! So, does she play Shakes? I think we have an open spot for mean scum ;-)
ReplyDeleteno, the mrs is not a "nerd," as she likes to call me.
ReplyDeletei prefer to think of myself as having a wide variety of hobbies... =p
Sure you do :)
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