Blatherings from the Bilge

okay, back from the council of healers now with the results of the latest deep sensing spells. The best part is that overall there is no bad news. Most of the cancerous beasties infesting me have stayed the same size however a few of them have grown smaller. One particular one on a node by the liver went from 7.9mm to 5.7mm which is very noticeable in the images.

This gives some good information that in 18 weeks of the new herbs and prayers of the clerics since my last Sensing, there has been no expansion of the demonic critters and some noticeable shrinkage.
I have been terribly terribly anxious over this particular Sensing and now can relax a little.

Unfortunately there is no explanation for why I am having the kidney pains that I am having but.. overall...that is minor in the broader scheme of things.  It is something that could be a first indication of a side effect and is something we will be keeping an eye on but... in the matter of the drugs.. it is a choice of lesser evils and we pretty much all know how sometimes you have to deal with conflicting evils.

Alyxyn/Robert ... sort of blending my writing styles ;)

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's August 2017

Spring was swift and Summer is already well under way. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the  HoF of HoF's.

It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.

How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)

See? Totally easy!

Interesting nonsense:

• Only 92 players managed to fulfill any of these 3 very easy rules, leading to a HoF of HoF's with only a top 92.
• Still firmly on the first place is the Scumpet with still a comfortable margin on the number 2 Grog69 aka Naughty frog.
• Behind this scummy top two there is a lot of nothing, untill suddenly there appears a wild Scumlord on the 3rd place closely followed by Treak on 4, Kerry and Aronszajin (both with the exact same points) on 5 and 6
• Son of Dog, Adder111 and Alister88 fill up the top 10 squashing Temprella between them on spot 8 
• Most impressive jump in August 2017, Allister with an impressive 18 spots since the last update landing her right in the top 10
• Other noteworthy climbers: Malcovis jumped by 20 spots, Igor by 17 and Wraithform by 13 spots
• Actually, pretty much every Scum on the list has been climbing quite some spots, too much work to name you all, so go look for yourself.
• So there we have it...
• 3 Scum in top 3
• 6 Scum in top 10
• 13 Scum in top 25
• 50 Scum in top 92
• Not too bad for a bunch of merry Lowlives if you ask me.

For the ones who love to double check me, here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)

ScumFlash: Before I Forget...

It seems I'm a little forgetful as of late... There was something i needed to share here but I can't remember what....

Yes yes, that is our guildhall. I know But what...

Yes yes, that is where we put up some interesting tidbits for the Scum to read... so...

Oooooh... right right.  Gratz Scumpet and Alister for being the first Cryptozoologists on the server

So why didn't i just do this in June?

I swear if my head wasn't attatched to my body i would...

hehe i said body...

hey leave my stuff alone..
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