“ It takes real work and talent to make scum look this pathetic and disorganized.”
- The Severed Tongue
Our slogan says it all, being an officer in The Severed Tongue means you actually have to do something. And we need a lot of help to keep our guild looking this pathetic and disorganized. That is why, like every organized guild, we have different officer roles that need to be filled.. Here you can find the officer descriptions and the scum currently fulfilling that role.
If you have any ideas on how to make us a better or more fun guild or if you are interested in fulfilling one of the officer roles, let Ghettoforce know.
Scumrecruiter
Sometimes accidents happen and we lose scum due to bleeding too much or losing too many limbs. To fix that we've put Quilp in Office. Also known as "The Quilp, The Bad and the Ugly" or "Da Rond One" or just plain "Q". There are people in this world you just don't say no to... He's short, he's round and he's ugly . And he is gonna mess you up! So think twice before answering if he asks you a question.
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Battlemonkey
Scum likes to fight in guildbattles and we love to raid dungeons. It is an excellent way to practice backstabbing and fill our pockets with honor and trophies. To be able to start battles and the monthly dungeon raid (first wednesday of the month 0.00 PST) we need bloodthirsty types to push the attack button on a regular basis. Redwood18 and Aaylia make sure you never have to wait too long for another fight to join.
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Because Scum has the memory span of a… ehr… what was I talking about again? Because it is very important that we know… ehr… information about… ehr… Ok… basically someone has to tell us what we did during the past week so we have an alibi when needed. Alyxyn will make sure we know about the highlights of the past week. So we don’t forget… ehr... right…
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Party Animal
Always celebrate your achievements. The same goes for level birthdays. Especially because with birthdays come presents. And presents are worth something. will keep us informed about who has reached a hallmark level. So we know who to backstab and who to avoid because they got too big.
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Babysit Central
We like to always know where our lowlifes are (makes it easier to plan assassinations). If you are away for a day or more, talk to the irreplaceable Tofurkey. He can also set you up with a babysitter if you would desire one. Tofurkey has been the only one that managed to keep his job ever since I became scumlord. Now THAT is impressive!
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Mr Data
Spying is a way of life. Apart from wanting to know where you are, we also like to know how you are doing. Kamisama will keep track of all your interesting stats. Levelprogress, scrapbook, what kind of mount you are riding. He even keeps track of your Hall of Fame position. So the next time you have the feeling someone is watching you, you’re probably right.
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Webmistress
It may sound strange, but scum likes to share. Well… we like to show off what we have is probably a better description. And what better way to do it then through our own Scumbase. Iola is the culprit responsible for ensuring the website runs smoothly. If you have an idea to improve the website, or want to be able to contribute to its content, be sure to let her know.
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Scumlord
Not much to say about this one... Ghettoforce the Terrible, who overthrew FlyingJoe the Disagreeable, who usurped Vertex the Inconvenient, who backstabbed Gob Bushsniper the Despicable! Long live the current guy...
Don't trust the grin.
