ScumFlash: Kami invades Japan

Great news for a change Scum. Kamisama (aka Lord Hair according to g33k), one of our most favourite french Canadians living in Japan has finally done it! We have no idea who he bribed, which important person he killed to steal his identity, or which secret japanese organisation he joined to make it happen, but in the end that doesn't really matter. He has his Visa!

Grtatz to you Kami. May your reign in Japan be long, prosperous and full of terror for the people deserving it.

Looking forward to the long awaited Soundcheck on Ciciz once things finally go back to normal ;)

ScumFlash: Red went banana's

GRATSSSSSSSS!!!!

While da Boss has disappeared.. ahem DON'T blame me... and don't peek in my dungeons.. how dare you! I thought I would let you all know of another one that Burst Forth in the 300 world, and is basking in the sun (or in this game, fireball), throwing spit balls at the rest of us. 

it's called "the sun"...

... NOT "the fireball"... (dumb game is dumb.) =p

anyone else run into crazy inaccuracies whilst adventuring?

Oh, I've been a bad, bad gnome

whose mind has been left to roam.

The poetic lines in my head

help get the ladies in bed,

so I forgot to write my effing poem!

- sbbenhcs, the "sorry 'bout last week" bard

ONCE upon a time....

When I was a little girl. Especially in winter, when the house was chilly. All us kids would pile into my parent's bed and turn off the lights. In the darkness, we would pile upon one another to have our version of stories before bed. My father would start, and open a tale of wonder that would be a few minutes long. Then my sister would take over, and around the group it would go. The tale taking many twists and turns and flips that it was never how my father would imagine it in the beginning. 


I would like to try that here with our friends and teammates. I would start a story, and in the comments, you each would take a turn writing three or so sentences. no more than five. Anything goes in your turn, from adding people, killing off others, or being absolutely creative. One you have had a turn at writing, you cannot add more until three others have written. Are you up for it? How long can we get the story?  Here we go!


The sounds of war were fading into the setting sun. The settling dust coating the blood soaked bodies of the dead, their glazed eyes left ever staring into the heavens. Moans, a sad wail, pleas to a far-off lover broke the silence, but eventually all was quiet.

Fog seeped through the bloody grasses to envelop the bodies in a damp shroud. The flit of many wings grew louder as the ravens came to perform their duties to their Gods, to carry the deeds of these warriors to the heavens. As the flock landed amongst the dead and dying, a figure stepped out from her hiding spot.

your turn!

Birthday Bashes & more

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 - Magnumpower
• 275 - Zimmi
• 250 - Farkentje

Nice Round Numbers

Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 290 – Pizzar
• 270 – Parrish
• 240 - Zot, Wordplay, Beanhead III, MaxPower, Melange
• 230 - Oswalt
• 220 – Neithe, Valind, TDI
• 210 – Kossar

95% Club

Two new members to the 95% Club this week. Ciciz hit 95,24% and Beanhead III had 98,24% on arrival. Congratz to you both. Only 20 scum left that haven't hit 95% yet. GO TO WORK LAZY SCUM!

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 50 scum
• 31 dragons/griffins
• 19 Raptors/cats

ScumFlash: Magnum went the way of the g33k

So there we have it. Not only Big, but also Smart and patient scum. Magnumpower hit 300 today, kicked down some dungeondoors and almost instantly hit 301. And to make it even better, he still has 4 dungeons saved up to fill up that awfull valley even faster.

Look at that smug face... But for once, we'll allow it. Gratz Magnum. May your reign of terror be scary and painfull for all your archenemies (in case you forgot, that is everybody not in the Severed Tongue guild) :)

Scumflash: New boots to collect

I understand that Shakes & Fidget are releasing a new edition of boots called Loot Ho to collect and that our gal Revliss may already acquired an advance pair, she being a such fashion maven.

Alyxyn, better take your heart medication now, hon.

I knew an intrepid gnome named morgan,

who happened upon a buck-naked gorgon!

He avoided her eyes,

and to his surprise,

all that turned rock-hard was his organ!

- sbbenhcs, the "been caught staring" bard

courtesy spacer post

hello, scum! it's time once again for another thrilling installment of traditional gnomish poetry, but i just can't bring myself to post it right next to the cuteness of g33k's baby! (and on that note... is there a paternity test pending? i didn't think scum was capable of such levels of adorable! perhaps the scumminess skips a generation? anyway...)

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enough space yet? nah, probably not...

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okay... this should be a safe enough distance.

and now, back to your (usually) regularly scheduled scumminess!