Birthday Bashes & More: May 2014

I thought we wouldn't have a Birthday Bashes & More this month, because Kamisama was tied down by female companionship again and I worried she might have broken him. But apparently he escaped, for a short time at least, and managed to spy on all of you again.

But before we go to the list of "who has enough new prezzies to be robbed blind again this month", first let me introduce you to some of our new scum.

First of all we have Nic1080. a level 280 dragonriding Scout with a very decent scrapbook of 98% instantly making him a member of our 95% club. Nic1080 is a big fan of counting as we can see in his character description and is most likely family of Count Count. It seems he has been here a long time already, because someone seems to have stolen his ring...

Then there is FFederica. A raptor riding level 260 mage, also with a scrapbook of 98%, joining Nic1080 in our 95% club. Not much is known about FFederica. She is Italian and has a thing for owls. Wich makes me wonder... can owls scowl?

We also have ViviIX, Cipio's new pet. A level 195 dragon riding warrior with a 53% scrapboo... ehr... what? Something tells me this Dark Elf has lost his way somewhere... See, even his character description says he is in the Dark Army... Something is seriously wrong here... Whatever happens here, I'm holding Cipio accountable...!!!

And finally Ninastar deserves a shout out! She finally had the plastic surgery she has been talking about for months now and has a totally new look. I Always figured she had a crush on Quilp. And her new features totally proof me right!!!

Welcome all and let's hope your stay in the ScumPond will be fun for both you and the rest of us!


Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Ghettoforce
• 275 – Cipio

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 340 – Alyxyn
• 330 – Redwood18
• 310 – WTFmybeer
• 280 – CrusaderBin
• 270 – Veha
• 250 – FFrederica

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 11 levels – NGemN8r
• 6 levels – Veha
• 4 levels – Ghettoforce

95% Club
This month we have 4 new members to the 95% club, Nic1080, FFederica, NgemN8r (who gained over 11% in the last month!!!) and Jmardo... and we got a new worst scrapbooker in our guild with ViviIX. Come on ViviIX, 53% is totally unscumworthy. Get to work beating those small players and get their stuff. It is not that hard to at least reaach 75%

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Check in totally sucks lately
• The fact we seem to be a lot stronger then Water Deep doesn't mean you can just run around and not check in.
• So get back in there and start checking in again. You know we attack twice a day. With a check in window of 10 hours, it shouldn't be too hard to join every single battle...
• 4 MIA's for our monthly dungeon attempt is WAY too much! We even did worse than our last attempt.
• On average we gained 16 spots on the HoF. I think we can do better than that though! So let's make sure we gain at least 25 more spots on average by next month! (yes Quilp, you too!)