Saturday, April 12, 2014

Birthday Bashes & More: April 2014

Oh my... What do you get when you combine a little holiday, an interweb meltdown and a typical form of Scumian laziness? That is right very very late birthdaybashes...

Let's start with the Huge Crowd of 300! I failed to inform you about before. Get ready... here they come... this may take a while... Please don't forget to scroll down to find the rest of this post...




Wait what... did someone leave the frontdoor open again? What the fuck are all these elves doing here all of the sudden? Are they gathering in masses? Are these the first signs of a rebellion? Where is AAylia? and where is Betty... and who the fuck stole my crown?

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.
  • 350 – Quilp
  • 300 – WTFmybeer, Farkentje, Ciciz, Mhorg, Keldonhing
  • 275 – Moora, Capone
  • 250 – NGemN8r

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.
  • 330 – Hym
  • 310 – Demon William
  • 290 – Tofurkey, Nanouchka, WordPlay, ustarach, Wraithform, Xristen, TDI
  • 280 – Srike
  • 270 – Cipio
  • 260 – Elvix, nemurici, Veha, silverlance

    Top 3 Levellers of the Month
    Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!
    • 9 levels – Elvix
    • 8 levels – WTFmybeer, Silverlance
    • 7 levels – Cipio, Capone, Veha

    95% Club
    This time no new members to the 95% club... and midir, keldonhing and nemurici still seriously have to work to get their scrapbooks to 75%

    Random Data of the Week
    Something Important to get you through the month:
    • Your Scumlord is a lazy SOB, although not so lazy as the rest of you.
    • With the latest changes we seem to go up on the Scout side and down on the Warrior side
    • Obviously we still drown in mages...
    • If we would all check in for a change, we would be able to beat D47 already. That reaperman is starting to get boring. I want to see the next Dungeon!!!
    • The big winner of lasts months slogan competition is..... NO ONE!!! Not for your lack of trying though... oh wait.. it WAS for the lack of you trying...
    • The Scumlord is very disapointed in his lowlifes...
    • Wich is amazing... because after all it is Scum...
    • BACK TO WORK! And NO GRINNING IN THE BACK!

    9 comments:

    1. 'Where is Betty?' ya dun asked when you wuz dealing wit Elveseses? wahl o course ah wuz stealin dere bootses!

      ReplyDelete
      Replies
      1. Ofcourse I asked about you... If I see mischief I'm pretty sure you are somewhere near making it worse... And IF you where stealing their bootses... how did they manage to get to 300 so fast? Hmm? Well?

        Delete
      2. wahl dats easy.. witout bootseses.. they have to move FAST or da coals burn dere toesies

        Delete
      3. Ehr... that actually makes sense in a twisted sort of way...

        Delete
      4. Maybe you should steal some more bootseses...

        Delete
    2. Veeeery late indeed... I seem to be 275 at the date of the post.
      Oh, and well done elves!

      ReplyDelete
      Replies
      1. yes yes, I used Kami's data from the first weekend of april, no sense in making him do it twice for me being late. You'll get your moment in the Sun (hahahaha, you'll wither and burn!!!") next month ;)

        Delete
    3. I promise to make 300 by next year :P

      ReplyDelete