Birthday Bashes & More: Woopydoo does a woopy

Lowlives and dear lurking archenemies. We have another one! Yes, Woopydoo did a woopy and can join the select group of scum on the lounge area of the scumbeach.

And you got to admit, he has some classy sunglasses. Good luck with the epic XP valley Woopy. We hope you manage to make the best of this very well planned double XP weekend.

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum. For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 - Woopydoo

Nice Round Numbers

Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 280 – Gregor Clegane
• 260 – AAylia, Keldonhing
• 220 – Kamisama, Scrubby
• 210 – Good Phantom

95% Club

No new members this week. But a big hand for Parrish for gaining 2.29% this week and maxing his scrapbook. Also a pat on the back for Ahkdar for gaining 1.82% this week. Only 18% to go Ahkdar, you gan do it.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• Woopydoo has been climbing the HoF continuously since the day these stats have started on March 19th 2011, with only three exceptions (June 18th, July 9th and October 8th 2011, when he went down 2, 5 and 2 spots respectively).
• Bain had the longest streak of being number one on this server. Even well before we started documenting, or him joining The Severed Tongue. I would put down the actual duration, but your minds would ooze out your ears if i actually did.
• Rido Fatesmiter was only level 161 when he joined the 95% Club of the Scrapbook.
• Kamisama was in the guild for less than two weeks before being promoted to officer for his data gathering skills.
• Tofurkey is the only lowlife that has hold on to his officer spot since Ghettoforce became scumlord.
• We currently have  7  8 members over level 300, more than any other guild on the server (Endless has  6  7, congratz Azkasha).

Babbling Decapitation Contest

I had this great idea of using these pictures to tell a story. The story of awwwwww but I took these pills, all 40 by my math ...

Thinking they would help my brain, and instead I became super pregnant - hatching out enough minions to train, soon to take over the throne (watch out Ghetto, they grow fast!)

Sadly, one of them got hurt, and I spend a long time nursing the little puss back to health. While she recovered, I taught her how to play the game, pushing the buttons and looking excited to flushing things down in the toilet.

My other little chickadee was a hero, a boy that even as a kid rescued girls, even using skates to do it. See what a family I raised?

Sadly my story is about to end. I can hear the mighty warlord yelling from the loo, pissed cause he cannot do his daily duty and flush, or retrieve his prizes....

Soo.. I will leave you with today's picture. Enjoy it and let the captions and meme's appear with great haste!

There was once a lovely young lass

who had such a wonderful ass.

It wasn't round, firm and pink

(I know how you all think) ...

it was hairy and brown and ate grass.

- sbbenhcs, the "oh-so-predictable" poet

Birthday Bashes & More: g33k is insane (duh)

And there we have it scum. I don't think it is a coincidence that g33k is the 7th lowlife to hit level 300. After all, it IS a lucky number in crap AND is the number of deadly sins (I’m just getting informed it is also the number of seas, the number of types of viruses and the number of chakra’s. I’m sure r34lg33k will appreciate the relevance.) ;-)

Condolences r34lg33k. We are glad you are still able to smile wearily.
 

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.  For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 300 - R34lg33k, Iola, Badness, Dolgan Elfbane
• 275 – Gregor Clegane
• 225 – Venkman (who saved many dungeons, cause he already hit 232), Revliss

Nice Round Numbers

Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 280 – gloryinchaos
• 270 – Zimmi
• 240 – Ustarach, Ciciz
• 230 – Venkman, Morhdd, Rido Fatesmiter
• 210 – Srike, Crusader Bin

95% Club

No new members here, but Ahkdar finally passed the 75% mark and can truly call himself Scum.  Kossar is really getting close. Only Keldonhing should work a little harder. You can do it Keldon!

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 50 Scum
• 20 Warriors
• 20 Mages
• 10 Scouts
• Average level: 250 (nice)

ScumFlash: Dungeon Push

After weeks and weeks of trial and failure we pushed through 3 dungeons like they weren't even there. Sure we had decent check in, only one missing for every attempt (and luckily not the same one each time), but not unlike we usually have. And sure we were stronger then last week, but not that much. For crying out loud, Quilp hardly had to do anything. As matter of fact, he just stood there grinning during D43...

And you are wondering why I hate the RNG (random number generator in case you are wondering) of this game so much?

Anyway Scum, congratulations. We've finally caught up with the Endless again.

So.... why took it so long before we managed to beat this sad case of untamed beard? Quilp didn't even sweat for this attempt. And he normally does that even when he just breathes...

Not enough armor to protect yourself from Bain's awesome blasts of hot noisy air, Mr Ragorth. Not a mistake he'll make soon again. Blocking only helps you that much, you need to learn to dodge like a boss.

You may be round Slobba the Mudd, but not nearly as round as Da Round One, also known as Quilp.