BirthdayBashes: Parrish goes into space

Well, not really. But he DID reach the mega awesome level of 300! Gratz Pman! And becasue some scum are actually smart (yeah, not that many, I know), he saved himself some dungeons for this happy occasion and shot straight to 301 in the same day.

FreshScumFlash: WTFmybeer & New Officers

I know it is a bit overdue.. but I seriously thought I already did it in the previous post. Oh well, we all need that WTF moment don’t we?

Welcome to WTFmybeer (Got to love that name… No seriously… You GOT to love that name. That is an order!) a level 269 catriding mage with a 94% scrapbook. You might remember him from our adventures at Zenith. Mr. WTF got himself purged there recently during his holiday no one knew anything about. See, THAT is why you need to tell your fellow scum when you are planning to be absent from the game for a while. And who knows, you might even find someone to babysit you during that period. Anyway he promised AAylia that he wouldn’t make the same mistake here or she could do with him whatever she wanted. (yeah, he isn’t that smart)

For someone not that smart he has some deep thoughts though. I’ll just leave these wise words here, and await your answers in the comment field below this post. Best answer wins a free prize!

 

“If beer would be a chess figure, what kind of move would it get to make..?”

Hope you'll enjoy yourself here.WTFmybeer But it seems to me you fit in just fine with a name like that.

New Officers

We also have two new officers to welcome. Hym took over the 12.00 PST warmonkey spot from Redwood17. And Demon William is in the process of taking over the Mr. Data spot from Kamisama. Yes, I said “in the process” because these two world travellers seem to have some troubles to get their time zones in sync enough to actually talk to each other long enough to complete the transition. So don’t expect much spying soon. But once the spying recommences, we’ll start doing the weekly birthdaybashes again.
 

Monthly background

And don't forget to thank Iola for the monthly background. The only thing missing is the text "We scare the crap out of you" wich I adopted as our monthly slogan visible to all other guilds iu our guildtext.

ScumFlash: Goodbye g33k, Hello new officers

Sometimes the time comes to say goodbye. Today it is time to say goodbye to r34lg33k.

"Thanks guys for years of entertainment, but i'm following Mag, Duncan and whole slew of peeps & moving on =) Cherished my time as Scum but got other things requiring my attention and my current level of activity a dimmed spark compared to what it used to be, feels wrong for others still actively contributing and deserving the spot a whole lot more. Cheers to you all. Some dwarvish ale to all of you on my tab =)"

- r34lg33k

r34lg33k, you have been true scum during the time you were here. You will be severely missed for your happy banter. And whenever we see a tranny we’ll be thinking of you with a huge grin on our faces… J

Officers

During the last months we slowly lost some activity at the officer part of this guild. Time to change that again and get ourselves some new officers.

Scum that has been around for longer than a couple of months remember our weekly Birthday Bashes posts on this blog . I’ve been asked a couple of times why we stopped doing those. Well, the answer to that is short and simple: our good friend Kami “lord hair”sama aka Mr. Data and one of the most active officers for a very very long period (anyone remember the awesome Soundcheck posts he made? ) had come to a point where he didn’t have the time anymore to keep track of all your levelling and other accomplishments.  A lot later than planned, I want to seriously thank Kamisama for all the work he has done for this guild. But no worries, Kami won’t go anywhere. He just doesn’t have the time to do his officer duties anymore.

Another officer that has no time for his officer duties anymore is Tofurkey our Babysit Central for many years. Anyone who went on a holiday and needed a sitter knows that Tofurkey always did his best to recruit the best babysitters available, to keep your account active and healthy while you were away. With Tofurkey touring through Europe he can't devote his time to recruiting and arranging sitters anymore. Sad times for your ScumLord, because Tofurkey has been the one and only lowlife that has been an officer since the day I was too slow to avoid becoming your ScumLord. So thank you very much for that Tofurkey.

So now what? Well, we got 50 lowlifes in this guild and I’m sure some of you are willing to actually do something to keep this guild ticking and alive. We have the following officer spots available:

• Babysit central
• Battlemonkey (0:00 PST aka 9:00 CEST)
• Battlemonkey (12:00 PST aka 21:00 CEST)
• Battlemonkey (backup)
• Disinformation Spreader
• Mr. Data
• Party Animal

If you wonder what these jobs entail, just check our officer page and be enlightened. If you have interest in becoming an officer, just mail me in game and tell me which job you would like and why. And who knows… you might become our newest officer and are allowed to eat in the officer mess hall (we have cookies!!!) and have the bragging rights of being an officer in the #1 guild of your heart! (that is the Severed Tongue, for you slow of mind ones).

 

I hope I'll get a lot of mails in the next couple days...

Fresh ScumFlash: Al Capone and 3-CPO

Do we have news for you today.  Two of the most scummy beings in the history of ever… Firstly we have Al Capone. A well-known crime syndicate mobster that was huge in smuggling and bootlegging liquor (Oak will seriously love you…) in the early twenties. He managed to make ordinary people love him for it. But as often happen with scum, he forgot to do his taxes and got thrown behind bars.

Secondly we got 3-CPO.  A smoothtalking, backstabbing scumbucket who is great at getting himself in trouble and then run for the hills. Ofcourse his biggest accomplishment was betraying the man who made him what he is today. Now tell me that isn’t scummy… Oh... I just received a message telling me that was C-3PO, not 3-CPO… 

Right, mistaken identity… next thing you know it isn’t Al either… it isn’t? DEVDAMNIT!!! Do we actually have two new players? We do? Good… Ok, let’s try again --_--

Welcome to Capone, a level 249, dragon riding scout with a scrapbook of 79% (you can do better than that Capone, just bribe someone…). Let’s hope he stops hiding and starts livening up the chat soon. Although he probably is planning something with mistress AAylia… To put it in his own words: “Heaven won't take me.. And Hell's afraid i'll take over!!!” BFF?

Also welcome to our latest victim, CipiO. A level 248, raptor riding scout with a 93% scrapbook. The good thing so far, apart from the fact he looks like Alyxyn’s ugly twin, is that he seems to enjoy to run around the guildhall naked… ehr… sorry that is Alyxyn again. The good thing… the good thing... is that he actually knows how the guildchat works and actually uses said functionality. We like chatty scum. To put it in his own words. “Don't drink water! Fish fuck in it!” and “BEER is LIFE, the rest just details!”.  Words of Wisdom…

Babblings from da Bilge

Please notice de diffunce in de title.  Dere's not a bulletin zo ah dun changed it a bit chust fer dist post.

Fer dose few dat maht not knows.. ah dun lives in de USA un today iz de Independence Day celebrated with much alcohol, voluminous consumption un large quantities of 'splody stuffs.

Mah own fahrwerks happened a little early dis holidah.

Werking on a 'puter I wuz crossin from mah dining room tah mah libin room un mah toe caught on wot hadda be a Nargipoo trap, a four cell Maglite flashlaht.  Frum dere, it becum a very Keystone Kop moment, smashing intah a chair, den slamming muh poor lil noggin onto the corner of a wall, taking out a doggy gate un den seein one heckuva fireworks display.

I was wakin up when mah wahf dun cum in tah see wot de hell ah dun did dis tahm.

She found me sprawled and coming back to consciousness, a smear of blood down our white wall, slowly pooling blood under my head, my hand coated in blood and me sayin.. 'huh? wot?'

Now ah dun gotta admit dat ah have seldumb bin de most graceful o gobbos un ah have had well ovah 200 stitches scattered thru mah lahf so mah wahf dun knows when its tahm ta see a Quack un dat we did.

Ahm bak home now lookin evah so much lahk mah picture in de game since diz tahm dey dun put my scalp togethah with 5 staples.  wheeee.


Back to the scumminess.

Alyxyn, da Green Menace (to himself)