Well.. wow...

I think it is fair to say that I never thought I'd see the day....

....when I am higher in the Hall of Fame than the Mighty Helicopter-Crash-Surviving Bain...

Never!

Halfway Evil: Dolgan Elfbane joined the dark side...

As we all know, some of us take levelling quite seriously. Gratz to Dolgan Elfbane. May your reign of (half) Evil be full of (half) Dark Deeds and (half) Painfull Whatchamacallits!

Ok Dolgan you can stop staring at me already... I posted your blogpost... Stop it Dolgan... Seriously...  I'm not an Elf you know... really I'm not... stop staring... Damn you... LOOK AT ME my skin is red and I have horns and everything... no no no... DON"T LOOK... aaaaaaargh...

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Birthday Bashes & More: January 2014

And then all of the sudden it is 2014. Nice of you all to show up again for a new year of carnage.

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Hym
• 300 – Rido Fatesmiter, Nargoth
• 275 – Scrubby, Srike
• 250 – Veha, Silverlance

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 310 – Zimmi
• 290 – WTFmybeer
• 280 – Ziglabeu, Venkman
• 270 – Moora

Top 3 Levellers of the Month
Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!

• 5 levels – WTFmybeer
• 4 levels – Silverlance
• 3 levels – Venkman, Capone, Cipio, Nemurici, Elvix, Veha

95% Club
No new members of the 95% club this month.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the month:

• Iola made a great background again and Kamisama managed to squeeze out some data about you lowlives again. Thank you to both!
• Silverlance finally made himself Scumworthy and got himself bigger then the minimum Scum requirements (level 250, scrapbook 75%), Nice of you to join us Silverlance. We'll stop picking on you now... ehr... wait... no we wont!
• And before you point out that Veha also finally made it past level 250. Yes that is true. But Veha already looked very cute, so there were no other requirements for her to (re)join us.
• We ended 2013 with Rido Fatesmiter showing us how to end a year in style.
• Nargipoofufu and Betty are showing us how to start a year in style.

Damn... I keep fogetting how ugly our Nargipoofufu actually is. Have fun in this hell hole of an XP valley Narc. May your dungeons be plentifull and easy.

And yes, he finally did it! Well... half of it actually. Our own Betty is finally half way evil. Only 333 levels to go, to reach your goal of true evilness Betty! If you would actually make an effort you might even catch up with Quilp Da Round :)