Showing posts with label Grins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grins. Show all posts

Friday, February 07, 2014

WoW... weird stuff is happening...

And I blame my access to the ScumBase to recent alien activity... But then again that's not bad as I can share with y'all a sweet mugshot revealing the half evil Mr. Dolgan tryin to kick the MinLaw's ass. You have to agree that they look quite cool as sweethearts arguing ;)

Friday, September 13, 2013

Random Comic


Tuesday, April 16, 2013

ScumFlash: Ratstew

Who said our guild was sane? You must be mad for even considering that.


Thnx for the laugh

EDIT: and FINALLY I have a good reason to poke some fun at Gwarf. I've been sitting on this link for months...


It is just text, so don't feel afraid to click on this link. Be aware that you might end up rolling on the floor though... so I guess it is NSFW after all...

Friday, February 01, 2013

Cats, cats, and bugger, more cats!

This one comes from our all-time favorite bar maid, Ciciz!

 

 I am actively planning on using this on Alyxyn! (Nargoth says this, of course)

Music To Die from: Puclcino Pio - The Little Chick Cheep


You will love this one. It is simple, it is silly, and you won't be able to get it out of your head once you heard it (it is like an unholy combination of Schnebbs, Alyxyn and Nargipoofufu although probably a little less damaging on the long term...).  Now... is that scummy or isn't it? Get ready to smile the rest of the day


(it comes in many translations already, here you can find the original version and here you can find the Dutch version the others you can search for yourself)

And no, the title is no mistake ;-)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

ScumFlash: NO MORE BABIES!

Scum,

As you know we keep track of your activity (being online, checking in etc.). Also we have a great babysitting service organised by Tofurkey. You might also know that we have a group of volunteers (although smaller then in the old times) that are willing to do the actual sitting (and yes Tofurkey is one of those). Furthermore, you might have noticed that it is almost the holiday season (you know, Xmas and new years). Now put it all together and what do you get?

WRONG!

It is the scummy holiday season for all of us and we don't want to burden a few with the toons of many... Starting this weekend for the period around Xmas and new years we'll not be taking babysit requests. Furthermore, we will understand if you miss check ins etc.. We'll try to keep the guildbattles rolling, but don't be surprised if we miss a couple. Have a good holiday season, things will turn back to normal after January 2 2013.

Grtz.
Ghetto

Thursday, November 29, 2012

well... DUH!


Wednesday, August 01, 2012


Free your inner g33k






Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Scumflash: New boots to collect

I understand that Shakes & Fidget are releasing a new edition of boots called Loot Ho to collect and that our gal Revliss may already acquired an advance pair, she being a such fashion maven.

Alyxyn, better take your heart medication now, hon.


Wednesday, April 04, 2012


I think Nargipoofufu has died. So I present you some funnies instead of the normal broadcast...

WARNING: The following vids will make you giggle and are also slightly NSFW


Thank you Iola for this giggle. And to close of this weeks Music to Die for, I give you JAPANESE ZOMBIE HORROR


If you happen to see Nargipoofufu around, don't hesitate to kick him in the lower back part and tell him to "GET BACK TO WORK"

Friday, March 30, 2012

Grins: Sand Flea Jumping Robot

Forget the Trunkmonkey! You can keep that, it is ancient and boring... Give me one of THESE instead!!! Now!


please?

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Scum Monkey

I WANT ONE RIGHT NOW!!!!

EDIT: Oooooh, it is a trilogy... new vid!!! I really want one now!!!



Haha, they call it a trilogy while there are 4 different ones... (how scummy of them)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Zombie apocalypse!

So. we all know it is coming. But we are prepared. WE are the Scum. We are mighty and powerful and monstrous. But yet, they still will come. Zombies. The bane of everyone, everywhere. But here at the American CDC, they are prepared. Their tips and tricks prepare a person for when the apocalypse happens.  And Florida even has it written into their emergency preparedness papers, on what the state will do to protect its people.

But never fear, AAylia is here, and with the tips I offer you, you too will be protected, at least from the brainless creatures (other than Nargoth, we all know his brain was eaten by Ciciz and her enchanting ways long ago).

Your emergency kit should have:

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  • Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  • First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf


Thursday, February 16, 2012

ScumFlash: Dolgan caught redhanded

Breaking News: 

Scum, this is just in. I have sad news. Today we caught Dolgan Elfbane in the act of fraudulent behaviour. He managed to steal 19 milion from the Scumbank. Climbing the HoF was nothing but a ruse to distract us and Dolgan thought he got away with it. But he didn't know Kami put a camera in our bank, so we have proof.  After hours of grueling torture (poems by AAlyxyn) the man confessed to being the arms supplier to AAylia's AAssassins.

So if you wonder where your gold has gone, you know where to find it now.  The only question that remains is "how did he do it?"


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

TaserBall

So first there was football, baseball, and whatever games you funny Europeans played.

Then there was CalvinBall


NOW!! Be prepared! For TaserBall! Though, I personally fell they need higher taser settings...




Monday, February 13, 2012

8 Animal Misconceptions Debunked!

Thought I might share this, found it to be quite interesting.
For those of you that speak English as a second language, get ready to be English blasted, pew pew!



Edit : The video has mysteriously gone 'private', so I give you a mirror, because I can find such things as mirrors of private youtube videos. I'm just that awesome. So click on the link below and enjoy!


http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/pnex0/8_animal_misconceptions_debunked/


Friday, February 10, 2012

final haiku

GBoss delighted!
Little lips sewed tightly shut;
Green Menace quiets.

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Gobbo Haiku



jezt ta offer up sum competishun, ah presents:

Tiny green menace
creeping about in the dark ...
run, Maid Ciciz, run!

*takes a bow on the bar*

Fer mah next decomposishun, I sez:

New gnome in old skin.
Party in bar, loud din!
Usty, welcome in!

*dives off the bar amidst thrown beer bottles*

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Joe Cocker like you've not seen him since ... oh, last Tuesday

Actually, this is from Woodstock.  I know many of you weren't around back then, but it was a groovy world full of hallucinogenic drugs and musicians who indulged.  I'm not sure, but I think I want some of whatever Joe was havin' that day.

Also, because you weren't around then, you might not be fully conversant in translating the lyrics of that bygone era.  Help has been provided.


Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Cellowars

Let your inner g33k giggle for a minute.

A long time ago, in a galaxy
far, far away....


ps. You didn't REALLY think I would stop posting here just because I pretty much got all the votes right? Right?