ScumFlash: Revenge of the Cow Warriors!

All bets are off and none of you predicted the right date. In the end, I came closest with October 31st and that was pretty much a Halloween joke. No idea what I am talking about? Our favourite Cow Warrior and latest addition to the Scum community reached the epic level of 300 ofcourse.

Yes that is right, Kmoo is showing off! And by doing so, proving that a break in playing this game doesn't mean you can't reach level 300 once you set your mind to it. Enjoy your awfull XP valley Kmoo. Let's hope you saved some dungeons to help you, or the rest of us will enjoy the sight of you slowly crawling out of it for a long long time.

ScumFlash: Zatte Zot Thirsty for More

Ok, so maybe that was only fynny for our Dutch/Belgian members (although I'm sure Narc will come barging in soon telling us it wasn't funny for anyone to begin with... oh well...).

Gratz Zot for hitting a new all time low (xp wise that is). After all those years of patiently doing quests, you finally hit the epic 300. Now as a "thank you" for all your time invested, the game will fuck you over with awfull xp quests for a long long time. Hope you have some dungeons saved up.

 

Enjoy your place amongst the big boys now! Looking forward to your Halfway Evil post soon :)

FreshScumFlash: Kmoo

And there we have it ladies and gentleman (lol, who am I kidding...). A FreshScumFlash right out of the story books. Coming back to play, to find his old residence cold and barren. Hitting up his old buddy Hym and ending up in our lovely and sunfilled backstabbers Paradise... A true story book tale if I ever heard one. Yes dear lowlifes, we found ourselves a fresh and unspoiled Scum!

Welcome to Kmoo, a level 298 dragon riding scout with and odd attraction to chickens... (don't ask me, I'm just the messenger), with a nicely filled scrapbook at 98.76% (See Silverlance, scouts CAN fill their scrapbooks too ;)). You old scumbuckets might remember him from one of our adventures at GSO, he is also known as The Wise, The Nightstalker and Hey You with those Pointy Arrow Thingies. Altough who makes up these names no one seems to remember...

Don't mind the hatred in his eyes. That is just his way of thanking Hym for moving to dayshift and leaving him behind in nightshift all by himself... And who can blame him.. (seriously, who can..? Seen the size of that chicken cannon..? I'm not gonna disagree with him...).

Hope you feel at home here Kmoo. Just one tip from an oldtimer who outlived more days here as a ScumLord then any whom came before him: If AAylia and CipiO agree on something, you better start running...

ScumFlash: Misstress William and Demon AAylia do a Double Whammy

Sometimes it is not only trouble that comes in pairs. This time it is a Double Whammy with Mistress William and Demon AAylia reaching new hights and... wait... AAylia reaching 300 IS trouble...

Anyway, they look like a nice happy couple don't they? (not in this picture Xristen, sharping her blades ready to stab both of them). Enjoy your massive XP valley scum, you surely deserved them!

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 1 2013)

Because I wanted a good reason to get you to Scumbase today (to show off the awesome new background Iola made), because it has been some time already since we dit our last Birthday Bash, and because I'm still hoping we find ourselves a new Birthday Basher, I took some time to update our spreadsheet.

Bad thing: It took me a lot of time, because there has been a lot of changes over the past months.
Good thing: From now on it will take a lot less time again.
More good thing: Now we finally have another reason to stab each other in the back celebration style...

Let's hope we can find one of you lowlifes willing to do this once a week (hell, I would even be happy with once every other week or even once a month...). That being said, we are also still looking for a new Babysit Central too... You know where to find me.

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 325 – Dolgan Elfbane, Alyxyn, Woopydoo
• 300 – Parrish, Midir
• 275 – Masterdodo, Nanouchka, Xristen, Wraithform, Valind, Ziglabeu, Venkman, Kamisama
• 250 – Capone, Akhdar, Cipio, Nemurici

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 340 – Quilp
• 320 – Ninastar, Redwood18, Hym
• 310 – Ghettoforce, Iola
• 290 – Aaylia, Demon William, Zot, Rido Fatesmiter, Nargoth, Farkentje
• 280 – Ciciz, Keldonhing, Mhorg, Oswalt, Tofurkey, WordPlay, TDI, Usturach, WTFMybeer
• 270 – Revliss, Oak
• 260 – Scrubby, Srike, Neithe, CrusaderBin, Bakryu, Moora
• 240 – Veha, Silverlance, Elvix

Special Award
Congratulations just because we don't want you to be the only one not being mentioned reaching an epic level or a nice round number since the last Birthday Bash...

•  307 – Zimmi

95% Club
At this moment we have 30 members of the 95% club. Many of them even maxed out their scrapbook, wich gives them mucho extra XP gain. Well done Scum. Sadly we still have 4 lowlives that haven't even managed to get their scrapbook up to 75%. Midir, Keldonhing and Nemurici you really need to work a little on that book.

The average scrapbook of a lowlife is 92.60% atm (yes we can do better!)

"But wait you said 4... that was only 3..." Sigh, very sharp of you. Well ok then, I didn't want to do this, but if you are going to make me... Silverlance... come on... 51% How did you even get in here? You must have written some seriously good mail... or did you bribe someone? And if you did... for how much?  And where is my cut? Bad Bad Silverlance... Now go work on fixing your book.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week (however long that may last...)

• 50 Scum
• 22 Mages
• 17 Warriors
• 11 Scouts
• 31 dragons griffins / griffin dragons
• 19 Cats/ Raptors