ScumFlash: Thanksgiving 2013 Scumstyle!

Welcome to Scumbase: Where everybody is thankful that they are members of The Severed Tongue and not of one of our archenemies (everybody else) guilds. Here at Scumbase we believe in sharing. Granted, we preferably share your belongings amongst ourselves, but that is just nitpicking. But one time a year we like to share what we have with the rest of you.

Meet Tofurkey, one of our ancient Scum and highly appreciated officer since at least the beginning of the era of Ghetto the first ("it will be glorious beyond imagination! Or very scummy…  whatever happens first I guess.")

Tofurkey is a typical Lowlife, and knows something about sharing (basically it boils down to: some for under his left wing and some for under his right). This year however we, members of the Severed Tongue, decided, by majority of vote (strangely enough there was one vote against...)  to give a new meaning to the words"sharing what we have".

Ladies and archenemies (everybody else) we are proud to present our Thanksgiving prezzy to you all. We hope you'll enjoy it as much as we enjoyed the preparation.

 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2013

ON BEHALF OF

THE SEVERED TONGUE

AND ITS MEMBERS

(and we are all thankful not being Tofurkey)

while you are here, tell us what YOU are thankful for!


 

Tofu wants YOU!

Hey all,

If any of you have time this weekend, the babies are lining up and they aren't going to sit themselves. Let me know if you can lend a hand this weekend.

Thanks,

Tofurkey

A Few Good Scum

Howdy, howdy. I need 2 scum to volunteer their... er, um... scumliness. I need a sitter starting ASAP for 1 week and another for the 15-18th. If you can do either of these, send me a message. If you have used our service before *stares at most scum* consider giving back to the scum collective by volunteering. Thanks,

Tofu

Worked well the first time...

Hello all! I need a volunteer for sitter for Sunday-Tuesday next week.  Thank you Red

EDIT: and we need even more volunteers Friday-Monday next week. Any takers? Let me know! Thanks.

Tofu

Babysitter needed...

Hey everyone, I have a babysitting opportunity I need some to take up. Please send me a mail if you can do it, it is only for this week. Thanks.

Tofu

aka The scum sitter

Scumflash: Polls

The Admin staff would like to welcome Tofurkey to our ranks.  That's because he's now responsible for our polls and posting the results.

Expect a whole batch of irreverent fun and Monty Pythonisms.  As he said to me earlier .. "you've been warned."

Baby Sitters Wanted!

Do you like sitting on little squishy heads to keep them warm? Torturing other peoples children?

Then we want you to be a baby sitter! I need a current list of people willing to sit when other people are on vacation. All that is required is that you check in for the attacks and keep them doing the guard duty while they are away. If you think you can handle it, please let me know (even if you have in the past, I'd like to make a current list).

Tofurkey