Showing posts with label Chef on the Run. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chef on the Run. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Apple Cider Caramels

A friend pointed this recipe out to me, she says to add more spices - allspice, cloves and cardamon, also try some chili's! She replaced half the oil with bacon fat, and it came out TO DIE FOR.

Caramels hold a special place in my heart. My family would make at least three or four pans full of the stuff, wrap it in wax paper and then colorful tissues, to make sure that everyone that enters the house would have one. Grandma says that it was a Danish (?) tradition that their family did, that it was bad luck to not have a gift for everyone that crossed the threshold of the house during the holiday season. I don't know if this is a family one of a Danish one. Anyone want to confirm?



Apple Cider Caramels
From The Smitten Kitchen Cookbook
Apple cider (sometimes called sweet or “soft” cider), as I’m referring to it here, is different from both apple juice and the hard, or alcoholic, fermented apple cider. It’s a fresh, unfiltered (it has sediment), raw apple juice — the juice literally pressed from fresh apples. It’s unpasteurized, and must be refrigerated, because it’s perishable. In the Northeast, I usually find it at farm stands and some grocery stores. I occasionally find vacuum- sealed bottles called apple cider in the juice aisle, but none of the bottled varieties that I’ve tried has the same delicate apple flavor as the more perishable stuff sold in the refrigerator section.
4 cups (945 ml) apple cider
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 teaspoons flaky sea salt, such as Maldon, or less of a finer one
8 tablespoons (115 grams or 1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into chunks
1 cup (200 grams) granulated sugar
1/2 cup (110 grams) packed light brown sugar
1/3 cup (80 ml) heavy cream
Neutral oil for the knife
Boil the apple cider in a 3- to- 4- quart saucepan over high heat until it is reduced to a dark, thick syrup, between 1/3 and 1/2 cup in volume. This takes about 35 to 40 minutes on my stove. Stir occasionally.
Meanwhile, get your other ingredients in order, because you won’t have time to spare once the candy is cooking. Line the bottom and sides of an 8- inch straight- sided square metal baking pan with 2 long sheets of crisscrossed parchment. Set it aside. Stir the cinnamon and flaky salt together in a small dish.
Once you are finished reducing the apple cider, remove it from the heat and stir in the butter, sugars, and heavy cream. Return the pot to medium- high heat with a candy thermometer attached to the side, and let it boil until the thermometer reads 252 degrees, only about 5 minutes. Keep a close eye on it.
(Don’t have a candy or deep- fry thermometer? Have a bowl of very cold water ready, and cook the caramel until a tiny spoonful dropped into the water becomes firm, chewy, and able to be plied into a ball.)
Immediately remove caramel from heat, add the cinnamon- salt mixture, and give the caramel several stirs to distribute it evenly. Pour caramel into the prepared pan. Let it sit until cool and firm—about 2 hours, though it goes faster in the fridge. Once caramel is firm, use your parchment paper sling to transfer the block to a cutting board. Use a well- oiled knife, oiling it after each cut (trust me!), to cut the caramel into 1-by-1-inch squares. Wrap each one in a 4-inch square of waxed paper, twisting the sides to close. Caramels will be somewhat on the soft side at room temperature, and chewy/firm from the fridge.
Do ahead: Caramels keep, in an airtight container at room temperature, for two weeks, but really, good luck with that.




Tuesday, August 28, 2012

HOWDY TROOPS!

Ahhhhhhh yes,.... The prodigal son has RETURNED!

Yes, the world's greatest chef has been enjoying his retirement to the fullest measure! I have been sitting back, with sipping my favorite drink of pleasure,....

"Nectar of the Gods"

As well, eating my favorite food of choice........

Yes, Ghettobosspizzaforce, it still is a "Large Pie, with Mushrooms, (AA loves them too!) Garlic, Pepperoni, and extra cheese!

Yes, i have been enjoying the good life, but something was missing......  NO, its not all the meat that Revliss stole from my cooler.  It was the chance to post in the scummiest part of town! That being said, I thought, hey, why not surprise my favorite scum with a retirement update!

As we left off, I rode into the sunset, with all my adoring fans, (Babes from all my journey's in Chef on the run), and went to find a cozy little place to hang my hat, and call it home! One of the places i mentioned building was a beach house, the other, a finely built castle next too our fearless leader GHETTOBOSSPIZZAFORCE!

For you new guys, I raised the young pup Ghetts from an infant, as i was the house chef. Raised on the finest foods he was!

Well, you guessed it,... i built a fine homestead next door to our fearless leader.........

As you see, things are going just fine & dandy! Every blue moon, we get a visit from our next door neighbor Ghetts. I thought he was here to see my um, er,... ahem... "female friends, but actually, he just smells the brick oven pizza,  grabs a couple pies, then heads back home. Thats ok, ya gotta love that guy! 

Just wanted to drop a few lines, and say hey to everybody. I will stop by here and there for another report. AA, glad to see you are loving mushrooms now. I'll send a couple basket fulls over to ya! Revliss, for old times sake, i cooked you a couple sides of beef. and my favorite barmaid Ciz, I sent over a couple cases of Crown Royal to the tavern for ya! Thanks to Iboss as always for the opportunity to post "Chef on the Run" And um, er.. oh ya, Aly... I here Ghetts didn't send you for english lessons as i hoped he would. I really don't think theres .... ooopppsss, let me refrase that!... Aly, Ah dun't tink ders a Mutch halp fers youse! Buh, heers a sumptin ah fund in mah foto album frumz dah pazt!........

"Scary, isnt it?"

Ok Troops, till the next exciting adventure, this is your favorite chef signing out! And just as the chef always says:  Work sucks, Retirement rules! Wherever you go, there you are!







 

 

Monday, December 26, 2011

Howdy troops!

Ok, ladies and germs, it is a sad day in scumville! Yes, the guild has to start taking in applications for a new chef, as this old man is retiring. It has been an absolute blast, yup, a very fun ride indeed. But now the game is no longer a game, but a chore, so it’s time to fold and put away the chef’s hat! Don't worry about your most favorite chef ever with Incredible wit, superior intelligence, and quite frankly, DAMN good looks.....

Yup, I'm taking all the nice little ladies i met on my journeys in the chef's column, as they decided to become my concubines, as i already said,(women love a man who can, ahem,....COOK!) We are going to build our tiny little castle, on a beach, or mountaintop, or,... hey! maybe next door to GhettobossforceLord, as I know the departure of his favorite chef may be too much for him to bare. :)

With all of that said, thanks for being the best guild ever, and keep that #1 spot indefinitely! You’re no doubt, the best bunch of peeps i have played with. Thanks to Iola, for giving me the chance to write my Chef's column. To Rev, I ripped up the bill for all the Meat you stole from my cooler, and to AAylia, you always be the queen BRUJAH! And last but not least thanks to Ghetto for taking me in when legacy collapsed, and for putting up with me! you’re the BEST! :)


And just as the Chef always says: Wherever you go, there you ARE!


PS: GBOSS, Enclosed in this letter is a little $$$ to send Alyxyn for some English lessons. Please see that it’s done.

Sunday, December 11, 2011


Duncan is experiencing technical difficulties.  *snicker*  Actually, he's got Google trying to restore his account right now, poor guy.  Let's see how they are on customer service while we wait for the next exciting instalment of Chef on the Run.

Saturday, December 03, 2011


Howdy troops, bye troops!

Ok, Ladies & Germs...

No, Ghetto, I'm not drunk again. I'm at a funeral.   Then again, I guess I could be "drunk at a funeral"?

Cya next week on another thrilling drun adventure!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Chef's fast post & Equation!

HOWDY TROOPS!

Here we go Ladies & Germs...

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CYAS NEXT WEEK!

Saturday, November 19, 2011






HOWDY TROOPS!


Howdy Ladies and Germs! OK, I know the chef promised to stay away from the booze after my ordeal two weeks ago. HOWEVER, I just could not get enough of this...

Nectar of the Gods, Number Two


Yup, after a gig the other night, I tried this stuff for the first time, and I just could not put the bottle down. No, it is NOT a high alcohol content, but, after polishing off a few bottles of this stuff..........

Okay, not my best moment ...

Gboss, Mr. Ghetto, our fearless leader Sir, I have to apologize! I am so sorry for this kind of behavior! This is not how one from a "classy" guild like ours should conduct oneself. Hey, wait a minute.... WE'RE SCUM! Are we not supposed to act accordingly? Well, I will leave that up to you to decide!


 If you would like to know more about this awesome booze (or just see their awesome flash animation), here is the web address.

OK, this scum has sobered up now, and i gotta hot date with the Barenjager Barmaid!


Gotta love those Germans ... um,... er.... both of them!

OK Scum, gotta scoot, but I will return next week with another thrilling adventure! And as the Chef always says ... HICCUP! BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!  OOOOPPPSSSS ... SORRY GHETTO! I said I was done with that kind of behavior!






Saturday, November 12, 2011

HOWDY TROOPS!

OK Ladies & Germs... Today I'm simply going write this column about the great chef's FAVORITE food, PIZZA! But with a twist? Ya, absolutely, there is no doubt about it Scum, when it comes to pizza, the chef will do anything for it (just about). Yes under that type of pressure, the old chef will fold like a cheap hag. In fact, If you doubt the validity of what i speak, just ask our friendly neighborhood fearless guild leader ... yes, our own illustrious GFORCE or GBOSS if you like? Otherwise known to all that know and love him, GHETTOFORCE!

In fact, I am dedicating today's column to old "G"!  From the days of old, when the chef was younger and experimenting  with his culinary ability, he was basically a nanny for Ole Gboss! No, I didn't change his diapers or wipe his nose, I only cooked for him. Yup, I was there from the start and saw G's "humble" beginnings! On a daily basis, all Gboss ever talked about or ate was PIZZA, with extra garlic, mushrooms, cheese, & sauce!

Gboss in his humble beginnings, before he had all his horns...
Lord he was a hungry, messy child!
In fact, as G grew, so did his appetite! Here's a pic of Gbosse's graduation party from guild leader academy.  I spent weeks cooking for it ....

That piece of pizza in my hand was the ONLY slice I got! Gboss ate the whole thing! Oink, Oink!

Well, must say though, a few years later, old Gforce came though with flying colors! Yup, after graduation, he took over a guild, and brought it all the way to the #1 spot! So you GO old G-Buddy! You made this old chef awful proud, and many others in this guild. One piece of advice though, its been noted by many that you sure have turned into a cranky li'l S.O.B. So, change that attitude mister, or I will have to resort back to the old days in your youth, when you got into trouble on a daily basis, and I had to turn you over my knee and let all the kitchen staff take turns paddling that little behind with a spatula!

OK Scum, i gotta scoot! I have a hot date with the pizza delivery girl....


I'll be back next week with another exciting adventure! Till then remember what the chef always says..... "a pizza a day keeps the Doctor away!"


Saturday, November 05, 2011

Gotta love those Canadians!



HOWDY TROOPS!

Ok, Ladies and Germs, two weeks ago I had in my post what i called "Nectar of the Gods."  I figured I just had to do a column on this favored whiskey......

Nectar of the Gods

Yes my fellow scum, its that good!  Very smooth ... goes down great. Our fellow leader Ghettomeister, whom I call "Ghetts" on occasion, has heard me mention this whiskey on many occasions, "usually followed by a large pizza with extra cheese, sauce, shrooms, and garlic.

There are even recipes that use this as an ingredient. Here is a link to the Crown Royal website.

Okay, hardyharhar, buwahahahahah, LOL, and all that other funny stuff. Ya, I saw the comments you filthy scum left about my drinking binge last week. You try filling the great chefs shoes, never seeing home, always living outta a suitcase, hardly ever getting a home cooked meal. All this traveling and dealing with the price of fame can get to you! So alright, the great chef put on his dancing shoes, and lived it up for once.....GIMMIE A BREAK!

OK, ya, I paid for it... the next morning, I mean, I was sick as a dog....

I mean, literally!

Now, when I find the guy that took this pic below of me in my drunken stuper, grrrrrrrrrrr.....

Hey Ghetts ... are these the chunks you were asking about?

Well, as I have already mentioned, The great chef is known throughout the world, my fame has no bounds! So, that being said, the good side to this story is I had a few friends clean me up...

Yes scum, that would be the Swedish bikini team!

Well, I have to go, can't keep my lady friends here waiting. Again, women love a man that can cook! Even if you throw up half your meal all over the place. Anywho, I want to thank those glorious Canadians for making such a fine whiskey, and I will return next week with another thrilling adventure!

And just as the Chef always says, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!




Saturday, October 29, 2011

Chef too drunk to write ...


Sorry scum, but the great chef had unforeseen circumstances come up. However, i will return next week with another thrilling adventure. Cya's then!



Saturday, October 22, 2011

Alaska Landing!






HOWDY TROOPS!

OK, Ladies & Germs! Last we talked, I was at 33,000 ft. with a horrible meal, but as promised, those flight attendants sure made it up to me! :)

So, where did the great Chef land? Well, here I am, safe and sound in the great state of Alaska! I have always enjoyed coming to this state. Friendly peeps, and wildlife, and GREAT food as well!

Today I asked a few of the locals, to point me to a landmark for good grub, and they pointed me to this fine little establishment here...



So whats the story behind this eatery? Here's some info taken from their website:

Humpy’s was founded in 1994 with the goal of providing downtown Anchorage a casual, neighborhood alehouse. Excellent food at reasonable prices, live local music and a fantastic selection of draught beers proved a winning combination, and Humpy’s was an overnight success. Humpy’s attracted loyal supporters in droves and revitalized the downtown nightlife scene.

Over a decade later Humpy’s is still going strong – a favorite with locals and tourists alike. Their secret is offering a little something for everyone. Music fans come in to enjoy everything from acoustic to rock performed by popular local musicians. Sports fans watch their favorite teams on the Big Screens or one of our many plasma TVs. Arts patrons drop in for a pre or post show drink when attending performances at the Alaska Center for the Performing Arts (sometimes the artists themselves even drop into Humpy’s; the Jame’s Cotton Blues Band rocked the open mic session after playing the PAC). And, food lovers of all stripes know that Humpy’s menu is a great value (their daily specials are some of Anchorage’s best kept secrets).

Humpy’s patio offers outdoor seating during the summer. Most folks gravitate to it during Anchorage’s beautiful, warm summer days. It’s a fantastic place to meet with friends, brag about your Alaskan exploits, and enjoy a summer ale and the best Alaskan Red King Crab in the world.

Humpy’s is a place tailor-made for beer lovers, by beer lovers. We believe in good food, good company, and of course, good beer — all at a fair price. So come see why we’re so popular with Alaskans and tourists alike!


Link

So, what did the Great Chef ask for second, and third plates of? This....

Reindeer Sausage!!

Actually, after they're done hacking the beast to bits, its comes out looking like this...

Scum, I just can't tell you how good this really is.

Yeah, yeah, blah blah,... "Oooohhhhhh, how mean, a poor defenseless little reindeer."  SHUT YOUR MOUTH and quit your crying! This is a meal for kings.  Ya, I would hack up Disney's Bambi if I knew I would get a great meal like this. So stop your belly aching!

You can also order it in sandwich form...

Looks can be deceiving! The taste is phenomenal!

My second dish from Humpy's to try was this...


Scum, you haven't lived till you tried fresh Alaskan King Crab! I mean right off the boat fresh!

Here is a link to their menu:


All in all, Humpy's just simply rocks. great food, service, and ...

Yup, you guessed it .. the ladies!


C'mon Scum, you knew where this was headed. Ya, even in a more remote place such as here in the last true frontier as they call it, my fame knows no bounds!

I want to thank the crew here at Humpy's and the locals, for making my stay here more than worth while. So, I'm off on another hot date....WHEEW.. Sheesh, when I get back from the road, I'm gonna need a vacation from this vacation! I will see you scum next week on another thrilling adventure.

And just as the Chef always says..... Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, be sure to name it after me.



Sunday, October 16, 2011

Flying Chef!

HOWDY TROOPS!

Ok Ladies & Germs...
First. off, I have to apologize for this post being late. Yes, the great chef was on route to his next destination when he was detained at the airport, but is now in flight. Delays, delays, delays! B ut since I'm writing this column at 33,000 ft, I thought to myself, HEY, this gives me the opportunity to check on our Airline Cuisine!

So, here we have a lovely flight attendant bringing the great Chef his meal...
I thought "hhhhmmm, great service, with lovely
presentation, and nicely packaged." ......


Then after carefully opening the hot package, this is what was laid before me....

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There are question marks here, 'cause frankly, Scum, I don't exactly know what it is. This is what i call a U.F.O.........

Unidentified Fried Object!

This stuff smells like bat barf. I would not feed this even to you Scum! Well, come to think of it, even my dog. But hey Scum, feel privileged that you were thought of before the family pet.  After rejecting this so called "meal," I resorted to something to get my mind off the quivering piece of ... um, er ... eh ... meat ????? before me. Which would be this.....

Ahhh, yes! You gotta love those Canadians!

So as I'm flying to my next destination , I wash my troubled experience away in this bottle of (which I so elegantly deem it) NECTAR OF THE GODS!

However, having celebrity status goes a long way my fellow Scum, as a few of my admirers plan to make it up to me, (if you know what I mean!) ...


So, there you have it, another exciting adventure from the great Chef! I will surprise you next week with another thrilling adventure. In the meantime, I have to get back to my lady friends here, and more importantly ... My bottle of Crown Royal!

And just as the Chef always says ...

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal Lobotomy"