Tuesday, October 08, 2013

FreshScumFlash: Kmoo

And there we have it ladies and gentleman (lol, who am I kidding...). A FreshScumFlash right out of the story books. Coming back to play, to find his old residence cold and barren. Hitting up his old buddy Hym and ending up in our lovely and sunfilled backstabbers Paradise... A true story book tale if I ever heard one. Yes dear lowlifes, we found ourselves a fresh and unspoiled Scum!


Welcome to Kmoo, a level 298 dragon riding scout with and odd attraction to chickens... (don't ask me, I'm just the messenger), with a nicely filled scrapbook at 98.76% (See Silverlance, scouts CAN fill their scrapbooks too ;)). You old scumbuckets might remember him from one of our adventures at GSO, he is also known as The Wise, The Nightstalker and Hey You with those Pointy Arrow Thingies. Altough who makes up these names no one seems to remember...

Don't mind the hatred in his eyes. That is just his way of thanking Hym for moving to dayshift and leaving him behind in nightshift all by himself... And who can blame him.. (seriously, who can..? Seen the size of that chicken cannon..? I'm not gonna disagree with him...).

Hope you feel at home here Kmoo. Just one tip from an oldtimer who outlived more days here as a ScumLord then any whom came before him: If AAylia and CipiO agree on something, you better start running...

2 comments:

  1. eeeeeeeeeeeeek.. a carrier of all sorts of new variations of the Asian Avian Flus! Run! its a scum.. oh wait! dang.
    More seriously.. why does he remind me of Gonzo off of the Muppet Show?

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  2. The teeth.. yeah... that is it. The teeth...

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