Scumbase

Subtitle dis "the Lowdown in Scumtown" ah supposes.

In short, da scum gained 90 levels dis week wit a new av'ege o' 208. Furder, da S&H greenstamps continoo ta be raided , now up to 77.62% fer an avage.

But dat isn't da real news. Ah've been wotchin un pipples are missin gettin in on summa da battles. In one o' dem we was missing 5% (on top of da still abducted Alien). Dat's 10% of us not clickin' in. Please, iffen ya has a hard time clickin in, get aholda sum offiser and lend dem know why yer gunna be gone. Kuld ya rilly stand it iffen we lost ta da bunnies un dat Ghettoboss figgered it was cuz ya wazn't dere? I knows dat dis lil green bilgedweller would find it hard to take.. not to mention.. GBoss wears some danged steel toed boots ouch!

Til laterz all.. keep it real, keep it sharp and keep alert fer rats and elf bootseses.