So here I sit, trapped on my lilypad, my last assassination attempt on the mighty warlord a fail. I will get my throne back one day.. I will.
Who could know that the latest batch of poison would turn out to be the best damn purple gnome juice the bar has tasted? Soo what if you see purple elephants dancing in the sky?? Really! Next time I will get more vicious. MORE soap in the recipe.
He will die. One day.
*Raises a glass of purple gnome juice* Well done, Mistress, well done! Can't wait to see more.
ReplyDeleteI love the purple elephants a lot. They're fun. But do they really need to be purple? And why are they dancing in the sky... and why are they wearing those awful tutu's? And do they really need to be singing? And...
ReplyDeleteOH GAWD... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POKE MY EYES OUT AND PIERCE MY EARDRUMS... THIS IS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE I SAY...
Nice to see Aaylia still continues to try and topple Ghetto...and still continues to fail. Everyone knows that purple is not poison, purple is a fruit.
ReplyDeleteHmm... love of purple... that must be princess Veha. Nice of you to stop by ;)
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