Once upon a time there was a little family of duct tape. And the little family consisted of a mother and a father and the child. They were a happy family, serving their masters well by binding the screaming scum to the walls of the guild hall. And yet they were not totally satisfied, until that fateful morning when the little duct tape came come in a shining coat of camouflage grays and greens.
And then the little family started expanding into the world of design and color… The walls of the Guild hall started to shine as the screaming scum learned to wear their new clothes of purples, greens pinks and paisley to start…..
What? No my little pwnie ducttape?
ReplyDeleteMagnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. -- Dave Barry
ReplyDeleteHow do magnets work? :P
ReplyDeleteThey steal code from gravity and duct tape.
ReplyDeleteThe use of Duct tape is an atom splitting event. Really.
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