Scumbase

*A voice billows up from da vents to da bilges*   Wahl ya scums, here'z allah da newz dat stalks da decks. It'll be short iffn not shweet but mah pillow continuez ta call mah loudly.

Last week we gots close ta take da dungeon. Effen missing several membahs, we got wittin 38M ah kickin da bad boy. Dat we were soooooo close pushed da mightah steel toed boots o GBoss tah lash out. He dun kicked a coupla scum dat hadn't bin clickin, in addishun tagh da alien dat seems ta haf been abducted hisself.

Ta fill dere big shoes, we staged a raid on da stable o' da Little pwnies to 'acquire' a couple of new scum. After dey had been properly hogtied, transported and rebranded, Morhdd and Venkman were released inta da holds. Frum da holds da newbscum we bouts dere bidness and clicked in as soon as dey could. Welcome to ar ranks ya newbscums! :)

Wit da newbscums ar avage lebel sank a little so dat Nargie is actually now a bedder den avage scum amazingly enough. Ahr total lebels actually dun climbed by 67 lebels. Stroke bah stroke we gettin largah. HEY! ah dint mean it dat way! Filthy minded talls *sigh*

Some people bin payin tention to dere stamp books but nun as well as our newbscum Morhdd. Maybe dere's elfbootses in her future since she pumped in ovah 11% uf her book. 'Member efferone, da GBoss wants uz no less den 75% un prefers us ovah 90% tah hep ahr lebelling. Zo letz git out dere an spank da lil guys fer dere gear!

Speakin' o spankin peoples, I saw in de gladiatorial sheets dat Revliss is startin ta git a bit of a reputation, having shot up 87 ranks in da arena, shootin up to 311 on da sheets. Nice goin! Remembah dat aftah such a thorough werkout ya shood showah, change, un get some great eatin inta ya. Dere's nuttin like sum good ol' fashuned Rat TarTar fer kippin ya in fightin trim!