When da IBoss asked me tah do a speshul column fer GCAD, ah thought YEAH BABY YEAH BRING IT!.. however, over the last week uf even begin defeated bah bunnies a few times, ah gotta admits dat my enthusiasm kinda got beaten outta me. About the fourth time ah hadda apply bandages tah mah ears, sew back together mah armor und make new arrows, I wuz kinda low. But then.. We claimed the number 1 guild spot in the werld und beat up a graverobber soundly and dat helped a great deal. und then it happened...
Iola, dat Iboss baaaaaaabe walked up in thigh high black leather boots wit a six inch heel. The leather so creamy and flexible....
Ah means,.. ya kin imagines dat raht?
Iffen dat wuzn't enuf, den ZBoss came in wearing patent leather riding boots polished to a high gleam. Dat leather shined bright enough to tan even a demon's reddish hide!
Den Revliss came in showing her truest appreciashun of Goth chicks by leading in ninastar in a ducttape armor outfit with an adorable chain leash. Ah coulda jezt saaaaavor de textures!
Not to be outdone Jmardo slapped on a dark trenchcoat to hide her gladiator sanduls while bringing in Aaylia and Moora in truest perky goth styles all gleaming and working to cheer up de night.
und den.. und den.. und den..
un den ah wokes up.
dat danged Fez-tival brew still aint outta mah system. *sigh*
Dere aint too manah goth chicks in mah bilge but da ones dat'r dere are truly inspiring and pu much thought into dere discussions and lives. Lets hear it fer doze girls dat dare ta stand up und be seen as diff'nt frum society's norms..
*hoists a full Fez*
to youze goils! cheers!
Iola, dat Iboss baaaaaaabe walked up in thigh high black leather boots wit a six inch heel. The leather so creamy and flexible....
Ah means,.. ya kin imagines dat raht?
Iffen dat wuzn't enuf, den ZBoss came in wearing patent leather riding boots polished to a high gleam. Dat leather shined bright enough to tan even a demon's reddish hide!
Den Revliss came in showing her truest appreciashun of Goth chicks by leading in ninastar in a ducttape armor outfit with an adorable chain leash. Ah coulda jezt saaaaavor de textures!
Not to be outdone Jmardo slapped on a dark trenchcoat to hide her gladiator sanduls while bringing in Aaylia and Moora in truest perky goth styles all gleaming and working to cheer up de night.
und den.. und den.. und den..
un den ah wokes up.
dat danged Fez-tival brew still aint outta mah system. *sigh*
Dere aint too manah goth chicks in mah bilge but da ones dat'r dere are truly inspiring and pu much thought into dere discussions and lives. Lets hear it fer doze girls dat dare ta stand up und be seen as diff'nt frum society's norms..
*hoists a full Fez*
to youze goils! cheers!
ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeletetook me a while to understand GCAD stood for goth chick appreciation day though ;-)
Ha ha .. I have a wee addition to your column. Hee hee ..
ReplyDeleteThat is a lot of bootsies. Be carefull of anything Jmardo wears though, he is a known cross dresser.
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