ScumFlash: We finally did it!

Ungorth the Merciless cheating graverobber is finally done cheating. With an almost perfect check in (we only missed one, bad bad missing scum), we totally pummeled him. Bain didn’t even break a sweat finishing him up, thanks to all the good work the rest of us scum did on him. Seeing how, relatively easy we beat this dungeon, I still say we should have beaten it weeks ago. (Damned cheating, good-for-nothing 75%+ evading bastard).  

Dolgan Elfbane is in charge of the celebrational booze he managed to loot from the dungeon (I guess that is what graverobbers dig for??). So get yours fast before he drinks it all by himself.

The check in for D29: Crypt of the Undead was not so good. We missed 7 lowlifes for that one, I guess they found their own stash of booze, that Dolgan missed… Nevertheless even with 7 scum missing we did very well against it. If we all check in for next week’s attempt I’m pretty sure we can beat it with a little luck. So start collecting potions and beef up because next week we go crypt hunting again.

But that is not all!! We actually did two things yesterday! By beating the attacks of the Rotting Bunny Corpses in the past two days we finally reached Number One in the Hall of Fame. I guess all it takes is a good check in and the entire band of lowlifes on steroids. Not sure about you guys, but I really like the view up here!

Enjoy it scum, you’ve earned it. Now let’s see how long we can stay up here! But to have any chance we need every single lowlife in every single battle. So keep checking in and be sure not to be too drunk to remember how to use that weapon of yours.

And remember:

“ It takes real work and talent to make scum look this pathetic and disorganized.”