ScumFlash: Proud Scumlord is Proud

Scum,

We just finished our Dungeon Frenzy for this week. Sadly, it didn’t quite ended as we had hoped. But, man I’m proud to be in a guild with so many great scum. It is very heartwarming to see all of you checking in and wearing your Sunday best in your attempts to beat these silly looking dungeonbosses.

Last week we got cheated by Dungeon 29: Crypt of the undead twice. This week we roflstomped it to oblivion, even though we had two MIA’s. FlyingJoe got the honor of finishing off the Cybernetic Zombie and all was good. Four Scum hadn’t seen any action yet.

Next up was Dungeon 30: The emperor's fighting guard. We had a perfect check in and we cut through the monsters like Alyxyn's eyes through Ciziz clothing when Narc isn't looking. Bain got the honor of finishing off the War Ogre of War, but not before he dodged it 5 times. As a result he didn’t receive a single hp damage in the entire fight (makes you wonder how he got injured in that helicopter crash...). So not only did that make us the first guild on S1 to beat D30, but we also had two Scum on full health left.

So there it was Dungeon 31: the Topsy-Turvy World a fresh dungeon no one on this server had the pleasure of even entering yet. First attempt, another perfect check in, we raced down the halls beating monsters left and right until r34lg33k found the Archdemon of Confusion. Many scum fought him and many died… Actually all of us died and the bastard had only 9 million HP left of his 109 million pool. The retry, another perfect check in, was even worse - after we fought it with all we had the bastard Archdemon of Confusion ended up with 104,749 HP left ...

THAT IS LIKE 0.1 % OF HIS TOTAL HP’S…

0.1%... WTF..?

CHEATERS!!!

So we had to try once more, another perfect check in, but sadly we lost that one too. We’ll get it next week for sure though.

But that was not the point I was trying to make: 5 dungeon attempts of which 4 where perfect check ins! Everybody geared up and potioned up as much as possible within their capabilities. We have the best average scrapbook % of any guild. Guildtchat buzzing like a madman most of the time. Great participation on the scumbase. Insanity...

Yes we are #1 in rank and we currently have beaten more dungeons than anyone else, and that is very nice. But it isn’t worth shit without all the other stuff.

I’m more than proud to be in the same guild as you scum! Thank you for that.