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Hey there people !

I'm sure some of you thought I had forgotten all about this column, huh ? Well no, I'm just slightly tardy, because I hung out with some new people today. But no one will say anything about it because this column is sooo awesome. So freaking awesome that you'd give up a whole night of intense love-making just to read it. Right ? Right.

This week, our special guest is our good friend Woopydoo ! Well, woopydoo about that !

So a long, long, loooooonnnnggg time ago, two innocent being were thinking about a kid, a kid that would become perfect, with a high education, a great personality and a sense for generosity. He would be handsome, fearless and quite the charmer. With that in mind, they got to business, without forgetting to turn on the radio...

Great song ! There was some major Baby Love in the air ! But then, something must have gone wrong, because looking at my description of Woopydoo and the real one, something's amiss. To be honest, I would blame the dancers in the video for that. Indeed, I invite you to watch the video again and focus on the dancers, especially the dude in the middle at 1:05... That would screw ANYTHING up.... So for anything that goes wrong in life Woopy, you blame that guy !

So our good friend kept growing and growing, and soon was an easily influenced 14 years-old Woop (he gets the ydoo when he turns of age), listening to... like... THIS !

So his male brain, not knowing how to react to that kind of music, only registered the important stuff : bad girls are cool, let's go with that. He chased after many of them, but he wasn't bad enough. Therefore, he decided to get worse and real bad. To help him with that, he used music, yet again.

But little did he know, that the music he was listening to was totally the WRONG kind of music to turn "bad". To top his hard and terrible training in the art of being bad, with the most magnificient bad song ever, he triumphly downed a beer, at 21 years-old, listening to the ultimate in BAAAADD music :

He still longs for Karate Kid to come and save him from Ghetto's oppression. We, too, would love that, but meanwhile, we'll leave that job to AAylia, she's doing ok.

Well folks, it's been fun again this week !
Woopydoo, there you have it, your life in music. Now you know why everything is as it is.

Stay tuned, as next week, we'll have a peek at Good Phantom's totally different music life. Getting closer to today, let me tell you that.
Hihihihi.