Scumbase

This week the world's most loquacious goblin stumbles up from the bilge looking exhausted and bedraggled. (at least you hope he is the world's most loquacious goblin, after all, can you imagine one that would talk EVEN MORE? perish the thought!) Overall, he has been being quiet surprisingly so you know his tiredness can't come from anything in Game, so obviously he is being tormented from Beyond, in the *gasp* World.

Shambling over to the wall of the bar, he lifts his head, ears drooping, and tears down the nastiness that was his post from last week, proceeding to replace it with a piece of white parchment, pristine except for carefully block lettered words with this week's news.

Having performed his duty to the Gbrain, the Green Hued Hunger salutes the GuildMaster's chair exhaustedly before slinking back to the bilge, almost falling through into the dank darkness beyond.

"Diz week we dun slogged through dunjon 32 eventually, hammerin away through sheer determination to put it behind us un hampered onlah bah missing membahs. Now we lay on the verge of 33 but we needs tah keep hammering away, growing un clickin tah ensure we'z up tah da challenge.

"The guild continues to banter the rankings of guilds back and forth with da Endless but it isn't looking good for long term holding the numbah one rankin. At one point, with perfect checkin, luck still swung aginst us un we gots squished. Howevah we kin certinlah turn dat around with effort and continuing to click in un hammah away.

"On the matter of hammerin away, we grew by 72 lebels last week ovah all, led by the MasterDoDo with seven levels(!) who wuz followed by da Kossar, Koshka un MaxPower each wit 3.

"The gladiatorial ranks continue with der usual bloody shuffles but as tahm rolls forwards we continues ta sneak more scum inta da higher ranks. Jezt dis week, Pizza rolled up 5 ranks ta 33, GBrain rose 3 tah 53, Redwood sprouted 4 ranks to 54 and gloryinchaos stomped up 10 ranks ta 60. A little lower down Nargipoofufusquishybrainssquarebottom rolled up five places tah 73. Keeping an eye to the triple digit ranks there continues to be leapfroggers such as Bakryu climbing 30 ranks, Kossar with 20 un Ziglabeu coming in with 15 ranks."