Tuesday, December 13, 2011


The tall see the short and so they snicker,
but a gnome's skin is so much the thicker.
For the smile on her face
is so hard to replace
once she's had a gnome in her knickers.


-sbbenhcs, the original underpants gnome

6 comments:

  1. This one actually made me laugh out loud. Dear Schnebbs, you should get the Nobel prize of gnomish literature this year!

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  2. i am but your humble bard... although that DOES come with a 1.5 million gold prize, doesn't it? =p

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  3. I see lots of smiling ladies in your future.

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  4. do you have a website where you actually do writing instead of pictures?

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  5. nope, just the pictures one. (a brief history of schnebbs: i went to school for journalism, but i've always loved pictures just a bit more... so i work in design, where i can play with words AND pictures.)

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