Sunday, December 11, 2011

What would you do, for some Tofu?


So my very first poll is closed! To the surprise of... um, nobody¹, I chose to make it about Tofu. What is the deal with Tofu? Why would I choose to associate myself with this weird spongy soy bean curd product anyway? That is a long/short interesting/boring story for another time², let's just say that if you see a Tofu³ on another game server there is probably about a 50% chance° that it is me. Anyway, the results!

Extra Firm
2 (13%)
Silken
0 (0%)
Chou doufu (Stinky)
1 (6%)
Tofurkey
2 (13%)
This is not the bean curd your looking for
2 (13%)
There is such thing as a favorite?
2 (13%)
Honestly, you can't even spell Tofurky correctly? It is your screen name!
3 (20%)
Mmmm... tasteless spongy soy product.
3 (20%)


As you can tell, nobody likes Silken Tofu. I for one, think this is a crying shame. Why wouldn't you like the silken curds of bean in your daily meal? I mean, aside from the obvious ones?

Two of our nigh illustrious members prefer theirs extra firm. However, I'm reasonably sure they didn't read that we were talking about Tofu.

Two of you showed wonderful sense and picked me as your favorite variety of Tofu*. Frankly, I don't understand how anyone could have picked anything else.

Two of us are star wars g33ks more then anything else... and.. could ... not resist... star wars... reference.

Two of you don't understand why we had a poll on Tofu at all, and to you... stop thinking, it is bad for scum.

Three people would like to chastise me for spelling Tofurky incorrectly in my screen name±


Three don't care how they get their Tofu as long as they get it. These people are probably health nuts and going to live to 100. So it can't be Duncan then.

Lastly, some one voted for stinky tofu. Assuming you didn't get that confused with yours truly, you must tell me in the comments what you were thinking. Seriously.

¹ That nobody is so easily surprised.
² Like never, is never good for you?
³ Tofu, Tofurkey, Tofurky, MrTofu, TofuRobot, you get the idea
Did you know they only have 3 subscripts in HTML? I feel short changed...
° Seriously, there is always 1 other, who is that guy anyway and what is wrong with him/her?
* Kiss asses. Wipe that brown off your noses.
± Seriously, Looooooooser!

7 comments:

  1. lol i went stinky tofu for trying it a few days ago and being pleasantly surprised, in a metaphoric way, Tofu may seem odd & unappealing, but give him a chance you won't regret it :p
    note, viva japan and the weird food it'll get you to try! cheers

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  2. Been there, done that...

    Still not liking it.

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  3. Nice! I admit that I have never tried it g33k, but I have a friend who says it smells like donkey shit but tastes great. I'll just have to take her (and now your) word for it.

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  4. tried whale & turtle blood? friend did, im hesitant :p well stinky tofu still beats natto by a mile in my book :) had sashimi that night, cleverly dwelved in the pink and the stink HA!

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  5. OH MY GOD... Tofurky really exists? I thought you just had a major brainfart when making up that name...

    Nice banner Tofu, looks like Iola did a masterpiece again.

    Oh, and I have to ask... what is a writing desk?

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  6. Yep, it is real. My then vegetarian sister use to have it for Thanksgiving every year. It is a crying shame I couldn't remember how to spell it when I signed up! Since then, she has given up her vegetarian ways. This year, she raised her own turkeys and butchered them (tasty btw). If you had told me that would happen ten years ago I would have never believed it.

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  7. Does she play shakes? She has great scumpotential! First torturing her family for years with tofu and then moved to slaughtering small animals. Yay sis! ;-)

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