jezt ta offer up sum competishun, ah presents:
Tiny green menace
creeping about in the dark ...
run, Maid Ciciz, run!
*takes a bow on the bar*
Fer mah next decomposishun, I sez:
New gnome in old skin.
Party in bar, loud din!
Usty, welcome in!
*dives off the bar amidst thrown beer bottles*
ah aint no po-it... un it showz! so dere!
ReplyDeletethe next to last thing i expected was a poetry slam.
ReplyDeletethe last thing i expected was it to be with aly.
ah wuzn't slammin on ya Usty.. ah wuz .. paying 'omage tah yer efforts frum when ya were strapped tah da wall
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ReplyDeleteCATFIGHT!
no fair using cats! i'm al... i'm all... i'm alle... .... *wait for it...* ... *ACHOO!* ... i'm allergic.
Deletebut boss.. cat's don't make good weapons.. too squirmah.. though dey make grate fricasees un catypult ammunition
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