Breaking News: Scum, this is just in. I have sad news. Today we caught Dolgan Elfbane in the act of fraudulent behaviour. He managed to steal 19 milion from the Scumbank. Climbing the HoF was nothing but a ruse to distract us and Dolgan thought he got away with it. But he didn't know Kami put a camera in our bank, so we have proof. After hours of grueling torture (poems by AAlyxyn) the man confessed to being the arms supplier to AAylia's AAssassins.
So if you wonder where your gold has gone, you know where to find it now. The only question that remains is "how did he do it?"
ah thot ah saw him takin off with a suspishus ship or three ah booze frum de bah. He dun sed he wuz jezt relocatin it tah kip it safe.
ReplyDeleteNow we know.. un knowin iz haf de battle. of corse de uthah haf is wanton violens :)
Hey! He is framing me! I am innocent! I tell you! innocent! I know it was Dolgan trying to get sweet on Revliss, buying her all her duct tape. Just look at her stash, it has hearts and kisses all over it!
ReplyDeleteBlinks and to her surprise the stash has multiplied by hearts and kisses.... Ummmmmmmm......
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't get audited. You have to be careful with who you trust with your tax returns.
ReplyDeleteMwuh huh huh *winks at Revliss AND AAylia
ReplyDeleteIs very worried now and sets up a monitoring system around the duct tape stash....
ReplyDeletelol w00t for Dolgan and signed ints!
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