You all remember the lass goldilocks?
She's gone from bears to gnomes, the sly little fox.
You see, she met one last night
for some fun that's "just right,"
and it wasn't his porridge that knocked off her socks!
- sbbenchs, "now that's finger lickin' good!"
-_-
ReplyDeleteYou should consider finding a publisher in childrens books for these ;-)
ReplyDeletelarry flint, maybe? XP
Delete*shoots himself in the head with his porridge gun*
ReplyDeleteI knew you were enamored with it.. but I didn't know you called it your "porridge gun" *shudder*
Deletei think there's a limerick about that one, too. something to do with a guy from some small island off the coast of massachusetts...
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Shel Silverstein wrote for playboy?? You could be like him, write for kids AND adults! But I do have to say once you gone gnome, you just cannot go back
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