FreshScumfFlash: We Think Bad Thoughts!

Time to welcome some new members. If you have a cat, you also need a dog. Welcome to Son of Dog, lovingly called SoD. Our newest member of the pet brigade is a level 308 guitarwielding, dragon riding mage. check that badass beard. He is supposed to be the quiet silent type, But apparently that flies right out of the window if Veriz starts chatting... We like, do that more often ;) Welcome SoD.

So now we got a Cat AND a Dog. All we need now is a penquin. Oh wait...

Another new face is Dzen. Although new... I could swear we met him somewhere before... but no idea where. So if you have an idea, please share. Dzen is a level 309, dragonriding Clown Fun Killer weilding mage with a serious potion problem at the moment (go fix that dude). If you have a good nickname for him, please let me know too ;) Welcome Dzen. Hope you will have fun here.

both of these new faces are below our guild average. So knock yourelf out backstabbing the hell out of them. Just to say hi ofcourse... we don't mutilate our fellow lowlives without good reason ofcourse.

And there we have it. new members to herass and torture. Yay! But what about a good new guild anthem? Old time members will remember that Vodka by Korpiklaani (especially loved by 3po when he was on one of his binges) has been featured on our guildtext for quite some time. Time for something new with even more fitting lyrics.


We Think Bad Thoughts!
By Danko Jones

I admit it, I've done a few things that I shouldn't be proud of
I got no remorse, no regrets,
never happy endings, only downsets
And if you wanna get down
I can go down as low as you wanna get
I wouldn't try to push me
It'll (It will) only leave you with regret

Don't test me!

I can rip you off, and steal all your cash (Quilp)
suckerpunch you in the face, stand back and laugh (Betty)
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack (AAylia)
All day, I think bad thoughts (All of you)
I can break your heart at the drop of a hat (Ciziz)
Stab you in the back, in two minutes flat (Miss Hilton)
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac (Forgot who had a Cadillac...)
I think bad thoughts (All of you)

Take this to the streets, finish it
Flush it down the toilet like you're taking a piss
It should be good, to see, for a change
just a day, how the other half lives
And when I take you out, I'll stare you down
Make sure you're getting nervous
You won't understand
That's how it is as a knight in Scumlords service

I can rip you off, and steal all your cash (Quilp)
suckerpunch you in the face, stand back and laugh (Betty)
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack (AAylia)
All day, I think bad thoughts (All of you)
I can break your heart at the drop of a hat (Ciziz)
Stab you in the back, in two minutes flat (Miss Hilton)
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac (Forgot who had a Cadillac...)
I think bad thoughts (All of you)

I think bad thoughts
All day and all night long
I think bad thoughts
Don't care what you think is wrong

If you wanna judge my lifestyle
I'd love to see how you live
Feel free to cast your stones
Don't cry when you're found bleeding

In a heartbeat, I'll turn you white as a sheet
Begging for mercy on your goddamn knees
It'll be hard to keep from laughing
Watching you cry will make my way
Just test me, please test me
Push the button, pull a lever, trick or treat
I'm asking, do you have the stuff
To find out if I can fuck you up

I can rip you off, and steal all your cash (Quilp)
suckerpunch you in the face, stand back and laugh (Betty)
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack (AAylia)
I think bad thoughts (All of you)
All day and all night long
I think bad thoughts
Don't care what you think's wrong

I can tell you lies, 'till your left in disgrace
Kick you when you're down, and spit in your face
Lead you on 'till you're lost without a trace
I think bad thoughts
All day and all night long
I think bad thoughts
Don't care what you think's wrong

I can break your heart at the drop of a hat (Ciziz)
Stab you in the back, in two minutes flat (Miss Hilton)
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac (I really can't remember...)
I think bad thoughts