ScumFlash: Coat of Arms the battle

Ok, I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting for Furk to finish his current poll with one of his hilarious roundups before I made this poll, that and the fact I didn't got quite as many submissions as I hoped. But it doesn't seem he is getting around to actually do it. So we'll probably never read his funny remarks about our choice of SciFi movies.

So here we have it. THE ULTIMATE COAT OF ARMS BATTLE!!! YOU, have the deciding voice in this one. The winner will become our new coat of arms for all our archenemies (everybody else) to see every time the click on our guild. No, this hasn't suddenly become a democracy. But sometimes you have to humor the little pipples by giving them a “choice”

Double Daggers

So here is the one we have been using for the past couple of weeks. It has the double wielding daggers we all have been taught about by our founding father Gob Bushsniper. And it has a little black dragon pooping on a skull in front of a blood splatter, and let’s face it. That is what being scum is all about right? (Thank you Iola, for that poetic description of my Coat, Schnebbs would be proud). Hell, it even has ducttape in it… how could this not be a winner?

Insanity shows

And here we have the great coat of arms that Iola send in. you can say lots about it, but the most important part, our insanity and utter… ehr… not being sane shines through all of it. Wich is good, seeing we are quite, ehm… nuts at times. Apart from g33k and Morhdd ofcourse they are totally bonkers.

Something Fishy

Narc has submitted this great work of ehm…platter of seafood. I’m sure Alyxyn will love it as it smells fishy. One wonders what has given him the inspiration for this though. We all know it can’t be Ciciz, cause she is the cleanest barmaid we ever had and doesn’t smell like fish at all. No, no, no, she doesn’t. Well unless Alyxyn has been around, but that doesn’t count does it?

Classy Scum

The next coat of arms is so classy that I had to check the mail twice to be sure it was intended for us to begin with. But then you don’t get much more classy then Lord Neithe. And luckily, it has a small dragon with explosive diarrhea so in the end it is safe enough to assume it is suitable after all.

Could be a Real

The last coat of armor is made by one of our newer lowlifes, Srike. He actually made two, but didn’t got the hang of sending me a screenshot of the second attempt, so it got disqualified. When I saw this one it reminded me of something. Not that I actually seen it before, but is looks so realistic, I wouldn’t be surprised if he plagiarized it and it is secretly from a former eastern European kingdom. (what a scummy thing to do...)

Something completely different

Yes, you can vote for something completely different. But then you have to at least have the guts to post a link to your “completely different” creation, made with the coat creator in guild, in the comments below. But that would take effort, so please be sensible and just vote for the already created Coats, ok?

So there you have it, for the next week you can vote for your favourite (or least non favourite) coat of arms. So...  go vote... now... no seriously... start voting immediately...

Decapitation Contest

Are we ready for a new week and a new contest? These guys are! They are breaking away from their busy Shakes and Fidget game and Spot of eternal VirginityDom to stare upon the pictures I offer, and attempt to beat Kamisama's win of the weeks before.

Can you see Kami, Ghetto, g33k and schnebbs there?? I can! Totally. Ahem.

Anyway.... here are the photos. Pick one.. or all of them. Relate them to the Scumland of The Severed Tongue... if you cannot see these well enough, here is the original link: http://imgur.com/gallery/UoRu8

Various Artists, Volume I

I was driving in my flashy red car without my sweet girl listening to some of my music collection and then it hit me: instead of doing a special on just particular artist I will do a Various Artist one.

So, a couple of songs were buzzing by on my radio when this one came along:


Idlewild - No Emotion


I was going for another song, but there's only crap live versions of it, and this is from the same album, Make Another World. It's the only album I have of these guys, but they sure have a lot of fun!

Another one is a recent discovery. I am not familiar with the original, but this is a very good cover, I have been told:

Triggerfinger - I Follow Rivers


A lovely Belgium cover of an Icelandic singer's song. Beautiful!

This band deserves their own column, but for now this will have to do:

Arcade Fire - Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)


I really love Arcade Fire. I will do them most justice soon.

Then there's another Belgium band that came by on the MP3 player. This is not their most famous songs, far from it I think. But it is wonderful:

dEUS - Dream Sequence No. 1


Just love Tom Barman's voice.

Since Belgium has a lot of impact on this column this week, I will post a recent find of mine, The Me In You:



And since Ciciz has been annoying the heck out of me the last few days with this song, I will share it with my fellow scum bearers, mwoehahahaha!

Bjørn Hellfuck - Krabbeklo


Yes, it's Norwegian. Yes, it is about crab claws. No, I don't have the phone number of the big busted girls in the video.

So, I hope you enjoyed this installment. Now go back to work, you slackers! There's a dungeon out there with our name on it!

Cheers

Nargoth

traditional gnomish poetry tuesday

Snow White has this sister; Rose Red,

who likes to get kinky in bed.

She said, "I wouldn't mind

if you went 'round behind,

and came in the back door instead."

- sbbenhcs, the "Yes, I went there" Troubadour

Somewhere admist the chocolate wrappers, colored eggs and cellophane basket stuffing (that my cats cannot seem to resist eating or grabbing in their mouth and running off down the hall trailing a cloud of pink and green strands) is my best intention to get a Flipping Pages done today since I missed last week.

I thought I'd treat you with some stuff I found on various pages around the interwebz today.  And yes, there is Grade 3 humour in here because we all love a bad, bad joke.

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Why did the magician have to cancel his show?

He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. 

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Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?

Hareobics.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing ya.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

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Retards .. we all know one.

How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one if it hops right to it

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

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What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

They went on their bunnymoon!

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Where do rabbits work?

At IHOP restaurants!

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Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?

He got arrested for Battery.

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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

He’s the Easter Bungee!

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What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?

Ones with Hoppy Endings.

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