Saturday, April 12, 2014

Birthday Bashes & More: April 2014

Oh my... What do you get when you combine a little holiday, an interweb meltdown and a typical form of Scumian laziness? That is right very very late birthdaybashes...

Let's start with the Huge Crowd of 300! I failed to inform you about before. Get ready... here they come... this may take a while... Please don't forget to scroll down to find the rest of this post...




Wait what... did someone leave the frontdoor open again? What the fuck are all these elves doing here all of the sudden? Are they gathering in masses? Are these the first signs of a rebellion? Where is AAylia? and where is Betty... and who the fuck stole my crown?

Valley of Awful XP
Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.
  • 350 – Quilp
  • 300 – WTFmybeer, Farkentje, Ciciz, Mhorg, Keldonhing
  • 275 – Moora, Capone
  • 250 – NGemN8r

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.
  • 330 – Hym
  • 310 – Demon William
  • 290 – Tofurkey, Nanouchka, WordPlay, ustarach, Wraithform, Xristen, TDI
  • 280 – Srike
  • 270 – Cipio
  • 260 – Elvix, nemurici, Veha, silverlance

    Top 3 Levellers of the Month
    Yes, that is it! Show those other lazy lowlives how real Scum does it!
    • 9 levels – Elvix
    • 8 levels – WTFmybeer, Silverlance
    • 7 levels – Cipio, Capone, Veha

    95% Club
    This time no new members to the 95% club... and midir, keldonhing and nemurici still seriously have to work to get their scrapbooks to 75%

    Random Data of the Week
    Something Important to get you through the month:
    • Your Scumlord is a lazy SOB, although not so lazy as the rest of you.
    • With the latest changes we seem to go up on the Scout side and down on the Warrior side
    • Obviously we still drown in mages...
    • If we would all check in for a change, we would be able to beat D47 already. That reaperman is starting to get boring. I want to see the next Dungeon!!!
    • The big winner of lasts months slogan competition is..... NO ONE!!! Not for your lack of trying though... oh wait.. it WAS for the lack of you trying...
    • The Scumlord is very disapointed in his lowlifes...
    • Wich is amazing... because after all it is Scum...
    • BACK TO WORK! And NO GRINNING IN THE BACK!

    Monday, April 07, 2014

    FreshScumFlash: NGemN8r

    Dear Scum,

    This should have been the monthly (yes yes, I “forgot” all about last month) Birthday Bashes & More, but there have been so many other things to talk about that I postponed that one for a couple of days at least. (though thanks to Kamisama for still getting all the info together for me).

    Some of you have been here for years now. And I must say it is impressive how loyal you all have been (hey, if you are still here you have been loyal right?).  That doesn’t mean everybody has the same stamina. We have lost some of our Lowlifes in the last period.

    Scrubby
    A couple of weeks ago Scrubby told us that he was going to leave, sadly it was in the middle of my holiday. So, until now, didn’t have  the time to give him a proper farewell to him. He was one of the ancient scum, so we are sad to see him leave and wish him good luck in whatever he does. Here are his own words:

    Hi Ghetto,
    It has been a fun months hanging out with everyone but I have simply lost all draw to the game. I am quitting today. Thank you for your leadership and support.
    See ya!
    Scrubby

    Oak
    Sigh, such a loss here (again). You might remember C-3PO replaced Oak as backup warmonkey (and did a decent job in the first couple of weeks ;). Oak’s real life exploded around him (again), so he decided that it was time to stop playing (again). Ofcourse we have good hopes he’ll return to us (again) as he did before (again). In his own words:

    Hey (sheepish grin)...
    I over did it with work, fam, paddle training so when the app crashed I didn't get back to re-installing. Probably not coming.back but I think I said that before so won't say never. If you have a chat room somewhere I will join to keep in contact. Say hi to the ugly ones from me.
    Oak

    Revliss
    Another one that will be sorely missed. I mean.. who wouldn’t miss the Queen of Ducttape right? Revliss has been inactive for a long long time… Well, to be honest she logged in every couple of weeks. But that isn’t enough to stay in the scummiest guild on this server (wait… what am I saying… scummiest guild on EVERY server ofcourse). At the moment she is taking a nap in Frenzied Fury and will return to us when she gets back to her normal active self! (so fear not!! Da Queen of Ducttape shall retun… one day I hope…)

    Bakryu
    Talking about Semi Ancient Scum. Bakryu (the man that always said he was going for level 500) has gone MIA on us for a couple of weeks now. I was not able to make any contact with him whatsoever, so all we can say for now: “Bakryu, we hope everything is alright”. If it is and you just didn’t say goodbye, then all we can say is: “Bad bad bad Bakryu!!!”.

    Nanouchka
    And last one for this depressing blogpost is Nanouchka. She has told me a couple of weeks ago that she is planning to leave the game, but will stay around until we found a suitable replacement.  Well… what can one say...  When being told in advance of one’s  departure is highly saddening. At the same time we appreciate the heads up AND ofcourse the commitment to keep as active as can be until the real time of departure arrives (ofcourse we still hope that day will never come ;).
     

    FreshScumFlash: NGemN8r
    So.. Is it ALL bad news? No ofcourse not, are we Scum or are we not?. As you have noticed some of our old friends have come back to help us out, at least until we have beaten D47. And today we welcome a completely new friend… Really? Really!

    Welcome to NGemN8r (please don’t ask me what that name means, because I have NO idea… ask him instead… why do I have to do everything around here???) our newest smallest player to chase Silverlance. NGemN8r  (from now on nicknamed 9’er) is a dragonriding scout with a scrapbook of 87.41% (Come on 9’er you can do better than that) that originally came from Commune. Be carefull around him, he might be small but he comes from Oklahoma City… and we all know what happened there in the 90’s… (are you so sure that justice was served there? Then you probably also think that Oswalt acted alone…;)
     
    Btw NGemN8r, it is time to get rid of those “all stat” epics and find yourself some new toys to play with. You are in the big boy league now  Have fun while you are here J

    Monday, March 31, 2014


    War Dreams, Chapter 4

    Siarah is an enigma. Man started creeping into the land of her clan for years now, and the clan accepted it, tucking themselves deeper into their recesses, and interacting with man as they saw fit. Now, man wanted it as theirs along with other men. White men with red hair fought against darker skinned, darker haired men. The darker men were savages without armor, fighting with primitive tools and winning at this battle. They used magic as their weapons. They weakened the paler men with their spells. The army, led by the man who wielded the sword of gems, was slowly being decimated. This was not quite a good thing.

    Despite their greed, the paler humans cared for the earth and accepted those who were not like them – the fae in all their shapes. The paler humans wanted the land, but they wanted the land fertile and bountiful. They were aware of over burdening the land, which is why their continual greed for the land grew. They were worse than the rats and rabbits in their ability to reproduce.

    The darker savages raped the lands that they called theirs. They took the harvests and did not feed the soils. They took the magic of the air and earth and did not wait for it to replenish. The lands they claimed turned dark and dead, their people hungry and mewling for more. They did not understand or care to understand, how to repair the earth. They saw the lush lands of the paler men and coveted it. They fought, bringing dead to life, sucking the forces from the trees, air, and even the magical beings of the land.

    This is why Siarah’s clan had left the area. They sought to protect the dwindling numbers of their family. They sought shelter in the other lands left untouched. Even those were becoming overloaded, a draw on the resources. They would not be able to stay here forever.
    Yet, Siarah stay when her family fled the land for safety. She stayed because of a dream she swears the spirits sent to her. She watched the battles from the sidelines, not knowing he watched over her. She never flinched or turned away from the damage man wrought upon each other or the land. She studied every face that came before her, and every one of the men upon the fields. Gregeori knew that when she got home from the forays that she would throw up, and cry for hours. She was not as strong as she showed outside of her cavern. How he wished that she would go now, now that her part of the dream was fulfilled, go back to her family. Even as he wished that, his gut clenched. His mind screamed "Mine! MY jewel!"

    He clenched his hands and clenched his teeth. How he wished that he were the one resting where that orb lay. Finally, the dawn came, and Gregeori shifted into his raven form, hopping to the bed for one last look. With the orb and the weapon found, he guessed that would be the last time he would see her. He plucked out a feather and laid it on her pillow, hoping that she would see it, and take it with her on her journey to her family. He hoped that she would not forget him. Finally, he steeled himself, knowing she would wake soon, and with a final glance, he took off, out of the small cavern and into the air. He refused to look back, not even to see if she followed him.

    Thursday, March 20, 2014

    War Dreams, Chapter 3

    A smallish raven, probably one of the lowest in the flock by the amount of lost feathers and exposed, scarred skin; hopped in front of the Raven King. The raven bobs its head, talking to the king in the language of birds. The cawing, which is all Siarah heard, translated roughly to "We have found the man, a powerfully built man, the mighty sword with three red gems found in his hand." The little raven hops from one foot to the next in its excitement of delivering the word to its king. "The others allowed me to carry its soul to you" With these words the raven looked like it was about to burst as a round object made its way up its throat, and the bird regurgitated a glowing copper ball upon the graveled ground by Siarah.

    Utter astonishment crosses Siarah's face, and then dismay as she looks upon the ball at her feet. Not touching the object, she whispers, "He was dead? What am I to do with this? The dream never showed me this!"

    "Dreams do not always show everything my dear" The King cawed, trying to be gentle, but in his heart, he was glad that the man was not man at this point. "If I recall, the dream you told me about simply had you seeking the man during the war. You fulfilled that in the last three years, and you stood here watching the battle in which he perished. You have found him. Now, lass, will you leave these lands? Will you join your people once again?"

    Siarah still stared at the ball; a line of wetness etched her tired face, a silent mourning. Quietly she picks up the coppery orb, amazed that it is warm under her hands. She looks pensively into the swirling lights and feels herself start to drift. She had fallen in love with the man in her dreams, seeing that he and her would save the lands and bring back her people. That together they could reunite man and fae again. She mourned not only his passing, but also the future she had built up in her heart and mind.

    The raven king, seeing the lass start to slip into the orb without realizing the danger, pushes at her hands with his beak "Whoa now! Dangerous trip you were about to make. Do not look into its lights; you will not like the results!" This startles the small fae, and the ball rolls out of her fingers back to the ground. “To look so deeply into the orb of a soul, will cause you to travel to that soul. You will stay trapped there, trapped until the ravens deliver the orb safely to the Summerland. Your body would be a shell, left to rot without you there to protect it, and you would not be able to pass into Summerland, nor back to these lands. You would not even be a ghost.”

    Siarah looks at the orb that was resting before her toes, and wipes away the tears on her face. She looks up at the mighty king, whose bird size is a few inches taller. “I will not look into the orb, not without someone there to protect me.” The king looked satisfied, and leans over to preen gently at the little woman. He stands guard beside her to watch the battlefield, his ravens, and what he is starting to deem as his – Siarah.

    When the ravens have left to complete their otherworldly tasks, Siarah took the coppery ball into the cavern. Her little hands could barely wrap around the orb, and it swirled in warm eddies upon her palms. Lying back down upon her mossy bed, she studied the orb, ever so careful to keep her mind shielded. Soon she drops back to sleep, weary from the activities of the night.

    Outside, without her knowledge, the Raven King has flown back, shifting to his human form and then using his magic to adjust his shape to match the small fae’s size. Slipping into her cavern, no further than the door, Gregeori gives a silent sigh and sits with his back against the wall. He has been doing this almost nightly, ever since the war of man moved closer and closer to Siarah's abode.

    Gregeori scowls at the orb that rested on a mossy pillow beside her. How he wished that man had never graced the lands near Siarah. His human form is almost alien to him; he stares at his bare feet wondering what Siarah sees in the man within the orb. The human male body is not that well built. It is gangly with long awkward bones and so many soft areas to protect. Nothing for warmth either. No wonder clothing was so important. How man can lift heavy weapons, don clothing of metal is beyond his concept. The ravens dined upon the dead, taking their souls to the Summerland. There was no need for the metals left behind.

    Friday, March 07, 2014

    ScumFlash: We needs more slogans!

    Remember this? http://scumbase.blogspot.nl/2012/07/scumflash-making-up-our-own-damn-rules.html

    This month's theme is up a few days late ... oops.  I'd like to thank Ciciz for the inspiration as well as Aaylia for February's bit of brilliancy.

    I'm looking for some more slogans for The Scumbase .. Ghettoboss likes it when I have to bend my brain around a concept that you've come up with.  I picture him sitting back in his gold throne with his feet resting upon Alyxyn, whom he has forced to be his coffee table, drinking something horrid and giggling.  There's also scratching, belching and passing of gas involved, but I'm not sure if its Alyxyn or Ghetto.

    Even though I'd like to think I'm a bottomless well of creativity, the truth is that a number of you have provided cleverness and I've simply wrapped graphics around your words, ideas or deeds.   If I haven't used something you've previously suggested, its because I don't yet have a good idea how to present it .. or may not ever - quotes from Snakes on a Plane don't tend to lend themselves to subtlety.

    I'd love it if you'd apply your own twisted sense of fun to our monthly graphic header .. give us a slogan we can use, remembering that we have to keep it fairly short for it to work. I'd like to work with the Round One Memes, phrases, sound-alike words also work.

    Thanks for your help!

    Io