Goth.... faker

A new wall hanging perhaps???

Alas, a young one has wandered into the lair of the Scum! The headlines also read that the deranged mother of the child was last seen getting dragged off to the local authorities for allowing her child to wander into a known Scumbase. To the delight of Revliss, the Queen of Ducttape, the youngster giggled as she was duct taped to the wall.

But she also knew that the scum needed new artwork for the living art. But to her total surprise the main item of contention wasn't the new living art but the yellow duck she was fiercely protecting. It was a fierce battle the mud fight was tremendous and the Scumbase was full of maimed and broken scum moaning in the corner. Needless to say the end result was Baby and duck 10,000 and scum 0.

To be continued ... the fate of the baby and the duck!

Welcome, welcome, to this week's World Class Scum column by yours truly.

It occured to me that this week was host to the Goth Chick Appreciation Day and thought that there was most surely a way to have my column wrapped around the subject. So I made a little research on the web for Japanese Goth Chicks and here is what I found, and no doubt that you can see some of those in the Harajuku and Akihabara district of Tokyo.

I thought that this week's column could simply be pictures of Japanese girls in the different goth styles explained earlier this week by Iola. Let me tell you that finding them all was incredibly time-consuming.

The Trad Goth
The Romantic Goth
The Cyber Goth / The Cyber Goth 2
The Fetish Goth
The Hippy Goth
The J-Goth
The Rivethead
The Perky Goth
The Mopey Goth
The Deathrocker
The Baby Bat
The Corp Goth
The Victorian Goth
The Medieval Goth
The Metalhead
The Emo Goth
The Vampire Goth
The Geek Goth
The Gothabilly
The Cabaret Goth
The Steampunk Goth
The Faerie Goth
The Tribal Goth

I hope you enjoy, because searching for something even remotely close to those styles (which I am not familiar with by the way) took a pretty long time so you guys BETTER ENJOY THEM AND LOOK AT ALL OF THEM !!!

Guys, some of them are actually really hot ! O_O

See you next week !

GCAD!

When da IBoss asked me tah do a speshul column fer GCAD, ah thought YEAH BABY YEAH BRING IT!.. however, over the last week uf even begin defeated bah bunnies a few times, ah gotta admits dat my enthusiasm kinda got beaten outta me. About the fourth time ah hadda apply bandages tah mah ears, sew back together mah armor und make new arrows, I wuz kinda low. But then.. We claimed the number 1 guild spot in the werld und beat up a graverobber soundly and dat helped a great deal. und then it happened...

Iola, dat Iboss baaaaaaabe walked up in thigh high black leather boots wit a six inch heel. The leather so creamy and flexible....

Ah means,.. ya kin imagines dat raht?

Iffen dat wuzn't enuf, den ZBoss came in wearing patent leather riding boots polished to a high gleam. Dat leather shined bright enough to tan even a demon's reddish hide!

Den Revliss came in showing her truest appreciashun of Goth chicks by leading in ninastar in a ducttape armor outfit with an adorable chain leash. Ah coulda jezt saaaaavor de textures!

Not to be outdone Jmardo slapped on a dark trenchcoat to hide her gladiator sanduls while bringing in Aaylia and Moora in truest perky goth styles all gleaming and working to cheer up de night.

und den.. und den.. und den..

un den ah wokes up.

dat danged Fez-tival brew still aint outta mah system. *sigh*

Dere aint too manah goth chicks in mah bilge but da ones dat'r dere are truly inspiring and pu much thought into dere discussions and lives. Lets hear it fer doze girls dat dare ta stand up und be seen as diff'nt frum society's norms..

*hoists a full Fez*
to youze goils! cheers!

Man do I appreciate

Today is Goth chick appreciation day. All I have to say is

If you don't watch the show you should she is so Goth and so hot