each of a gnome's senses are particularly sharp,

our vision and hearing tuned as fine as a harp.

keenness of touch and of taste serve us well,

but our achilles' heel is our sense of smell... 

you could knock us all out with one goblin fart.

- sbbenhcs, driving with a suspended poetic license

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 27)

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• 275 – DAYSOFDARKNESS
• 275 – Keldonhing
• 250 – Tofurkey (256 already even, great use of dungeons furk)
• 250 – TDI

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 270 – Farkentje
• 260 – WordPlay
• 240 – CrusdaderBin
• 230 – Wraithform

95% Club
No new members this week.

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 22 Mages
• 18 Warriors
• 9 Scouts
• In real life, Schnebbs is awesome...

have you missed the gnome?

and his poetic ramblings?

well... i've missed you too.

- sbbenhcs, the procrastinate laureate

yep, i know... i know... i've been neglecting my poetic license. my bad. but i've got a REALLY good excuse: i've been planning (and preparing for) my own wedding. i think that give me some kind of scummy dispensation, right? i'll see if i can get back in the swing of a weekly post, now that my brain isn't quite so mushy...

just to clarify, i'm the one with the idiot grin. (it's been two weeks already, and we're still married... i think we'll make it. =p)

Birthday Bashes & More (Oct. 13)

Gather around scum and lowlifes alike, the Severed Tongue has a new first on this server. Da round man himself has managed to be the first to max the cost of his STR stat. Yes that is right. It costs Quilp 10,000,000 gold to increase his STR stat by just one. Insane? Definitely, but at least it won't get any more expensive then that...

Valley of Awful XP

Condolences to you scum.For you have reached an epic level, but will have to beat many dungeons to get out of this XP Valley.

• No new ones this week, because most of you are in one already

Nice Round Numbers
Congratulations to you scum, your level looks nice and round.

• 260 – MaxPower
• 230 – Kossar

95% Club
No new members this week. But come on farkentje, only 0.71% to go. Also a shout out to Oswalt and Nanouchka, you guys are very close too...

Random Data of the Week

Something Important to get you through the week.

• 49 Scum
• 1 old archenemy returns
• Guess who's back!

 

We're looking forward kicking your asses again Slambo! Get your beers in shape and stampede that HoF again!

ScumFlash: Weird HoF (UPDATE)

I screencapped our HoF standings over the past couple of days with an idea for a future post once we had hit top 15 again. But I have to post it sooner than that... Seriously... this is just weird.

Sunday September 7:

Monday September 8:

Tuesday September 9:

UPDATE: It is a shame we didn't hit 66 because I could have continued... I'm stuck at HoF spot 55.

Our guild AND our holiday home are stuck at dungeon 44...

Zimmi has been #33 in the HoF for quite some time now

 Alyxyn is sticking to #22 like it is the leg of Ciciz

And our friends from Zenith are on #11

Weird huh? Now... I'm NOT saying that it is Aliens... but... it is definitely Aliens!