Blatherings from the Bilge

okay, back from the council of healers now with the results of the latest deep sensing spells. The best part is that overall there is no bad news. Most of the cancerous beasties infesting me have stayed the same size however a few of them have grown smaller. One particular one on a node by the liver went from 7.9mm to 5.7mm which is very noticeable in the images.

This gives some good information that in 18 weeks of the new herbs and prayers of the clerics since my last Sensing, there has been no expansion of the demonic critters and some noticeable shrinkage.
I have been terribly terribly anxious over this particular Sensing and now can relax a little.

Unfortunately there is no explanation for why I am having the kidney pains that I am having but.. overall...that is minor in the broader scheme of things.  It is something that could be a first indication of a side effect and is something we will be keeping an eye on but... in the matter of the drugs.. it is a choice of lesser evils and we pretty much all know how sometimes you have to deal with conflicting evils.

Alyxyn/Robert ... sort of blending my writing styles ;)

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's August 2017

Spring was swift and Summer is already well under way. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the  HoF of HoF's.

It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.

How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)

See? Totally easy!

Interesting nonsense:

• Only 92 players managed to fulfill any of these 3 very easy rules, leading to a HoF of HoF's with only a top 92.
• Still firmly on the first place is the Scumpet with still a comfortable margin on the number 2 Grog69 aka Naughty frog.
• Behind this scummy top two there is a lot of nothing, untill suddenly there appears a wild Scumlord on the 3rd place closely followed by Treak on 4, Kerry and Aronszajin (both with the exact same points) on 5 and 6
• Son of Dog, Adder111 and Alister88 fill up the top 10 squashing Temprella between them on spot 8 
• Most impressive jump in August 2017, Allister with an impressive 18 spots since the last update landing her right in the top 10
• Other noteworthy climbers: Malcovis jumped by 20 spots, Igor by 17 and Wraithform by 13 spots
• Actually, pretty much every Scum on the list has been climbing quite some spots, too much work to name you all, so go look for yourself.
• So there we have it...
• 3 Scum in top 3
• 6 Scum in top 10
• 13 Scum in top 25
• 50 Scum in top 92
• Not too bad for a bunch of merry Lowlives if you ask me.

For the ones who love to double check me, here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)

ScumFlash: Before I Forget...

It seems I'm a little forgetful as of late... There was something i needed to share here but I can't remember what....

Yes yes, that is our guildhall. I know But what...

Yes yes, that is where we put up some interesting tidbits for the Scum to read... so...

Oooooh... right right.  Gratz Scumpet and Alister for being the first Cryptozoologists on the server

So why didn't i just do this in June?

I swear if my head wasn't attatched to my body i would...

hehe i said body...

hey leave my stuff alone..
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ScumFlash: Guildportal is no more

Oops, I totally forgot... At the end of last month we actually finished killing all the guild portal monsters... Gratz Scum! (yay). No more daily portal diving... (booh)

Time to give us some new things to slaugher, Devs!

ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's May 2017

May arrived. Leaving the winterstorms behind, we hope. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the  HoF of HoF's.

Some of you still dont seem to understand how to join the HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.

How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)

See? Totally easy!

Interesting nonsense:

• Ladies and GentleScum. We got a new Scummy top 3. On number 1 the amazing ScumPet herself, firmly in control of that spot and not letting you have it. On number 2 the allmighty NaughtyFrog, owner of some very interesting Shakes real estate. And on number 3, fresh from being number 4 way too long, your own ScumLord.
• That is right, Aronszajn gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's compared to last month, but the ScumLord did even better and banished him to the 4th place. Will he manage to keep that spot? You'll see in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!
• It looks like most of the players in the HoF of HoF's top 25 have gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's. Especially HoF Pets is currently insane, looking at the daily changes in top 30. Not to mention The Round Q, the Scumpet, Kraggie and Betty beating Easteros 20 thereby gaining an extra pet and advantage in petbattles.
• But apart from Betty gaining an amazing 9 spots (making him the biggest climber this month) and Quilp quickly closing in on the top 10, by gaining 3 spots, not that much has changed this month in top 25 of the HoF of HoF's itself.
• That means still 7 Scum in top 10 and 11 Scum in top 25. Epecting quite some Scum to join us in top 25 next month though
• Shout out, to Nic1080 for gaining 5 spots and Taby for gaining 4
• New entries Henchmant21 and Malcovis abusing rule number 2 (Joining the Scumside) and Arctic Sky abusing rule number 1 by climging to 22 in HoF of Pets.
• Biggest loser this month is Nemevato again with 13 spots down, but hey, he still stopped playing. so leave him alone already.
• Go Go Go Scum, looking forward to more Scummy climbers in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!

And for the double checkers: Here are the top 30's that were the basis of this months HoF of HoF's.