Dis week saw the continuashun o da great dorfen festival Oktoberfez. Bein a gobbo, diz holiday don't make much sense tah me but 'parently fez's are great tah drink outta. While sum pipples are complaining dat dere's no happah hour on quests, it seems many o' da scum have heartily embraced da great dorfin rites an 'r keepin demselves pritty well drunk. Dis week da scum spent so much time in dere drunken revelry dat we gots 79 levels bigger. Two particular scum have embarrassed even da green menace's efforts by advancing 6 levels apiece. Gif it up fer Magnumpower and Jmardo.
Pipples haz been beatin dere chests like Orc in da arena but none more so den Gruel who haz risen in the rankings by 85! Akhdar and Kamisama have been werkin dere ways up too by 30 un 21 ranks 'spectively. Still uther arena news iz dat in de past week Quilp finally fought hiz way to da number one ranking.. at least fer a few minutes.. way ta go allahyalls.
Morhdd has been busy beatin newbs un lickin stamps, having acquired 9.6% uf da stampbook on toppah a lot of papercuts on 'r tongue. Ah iz proud tah announce dat with only a couple exceptions we iz all above 50% uf our stampbooks completed. Hopefully doze two will be able tah ketch up soon.
Un now.. fer da bad news. Ahr click in fer offense and defense haf been slippin. We need all hands on deck for such events as de uther guilds've been reinforcing un buildin un cheating on dere dodgin. Lets all git clickin un beat dere tails so's we kin all feast heartily on de hearts 'n elf bootses uf de enemy!
... week beginning Sep 26, 2011
I look forward to deciphering your work every Monday, Alyxyn. Hmm ... wait. I have to do that with guild chat too, so must be your writing style that I like.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting used to it too, it puts a smile on my face now when I read his crazy style.
ReplyDeleteYou're good at what you do Alyxyn, nice humour and pertinent information.
P.S. I don't know if you're male or female, but Ciciz said male, so if I'm wrong, it's all her fault.
He's a gobbo living in the bilge. Definitely male. The fems have themselves a little fort up in the crow's nest.
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