Soundcheck!

Howdy-oh peoples!

Kami here for another great adventure through the life of one of our dear guild members! And where will you be able to read all about it? That's right, here on the Scumbase, the most seen and loved blog of any Shakes & Fidget guild out there. We love it, and we keep coming back, for what? Yes! Soundcheck! (Beat around the bush on this one, but it always comes back to this.)

This week, we have one of our strongest members to dissec... eurh.. discover. He was long thought to be a copy-paste of myself, for he does seem to have pretty much the same background. He lives in Japan, so enjoys weird stuff as much as I do. He's hyperactive in chat (that's a good thing btw) and proudly on the first page of the roster, he types in 1337-mode 'cause names in 1337 are so much ¢00113®, you know who I'm talking about, put your hands together for r34lg33k!

It is your turn, r34lg33k,

You will get it this week.

You take a leak,

He takes a peek,

Let's just say he's a freak.
This song was incorporated to fit with the Soundcheck of Dec. 20th, 2011.

Everything started not that long ago in a room where two adults in love where giggidy-ing it up (hard to say out loud, huh?) and felt a little music would be good. What luck! I Just Want To Be Your Everything! Can you beat that title on such an important night? But, because there's always a but, but said-I, how would this song affect the little being forming? You tell me :

I have to lift my hat to the prowess displayed here: singing coherently with 90% of your mouth consisting of teeth, which seem made of polished ivory or something, is a feat in itself. To this day, r34l reacts strangely to squeaking people and squirrels. That guy up there probably gave the idea of the Chipmunks, which g33k would love to deal with armed with a shotgun!

Sadly, he grew up and never had the chance. He was too busy with his oh-so-important and busy teenager life. He stumbled upon a song that taught him something very important in life. It's a lesson for all you single people out there, it helped him a lot. Here, let's listen to it :

What did he learn you say? Well besides the obvious that snow sometimes falls in June and that the sun turns around the moon, he learned that if you sing a story instead of just telling it, you keep a girl's attention for much longer! Really useful! You take 5 minutes to tell a 15-seconds story! You're totally in after 5 minutes. That, and it confirmed his deep belief that indeed, you keep the best for last, so the red M&M go last.

He soon turned 21 and decided to try going out in a club. I mean, legally. With the pride of showing your ID and thinking "in your face, fat guy" when the bouncer checks your age. He got the idea while watching the video clip of his new hit:

Like the girl in the video, his experience wasn't too great. He tried to have little fairies leave his head or escape into the matrix, again like in the video, but failed to do that too. That's when our sad but still believing r34l took his bags and went to the other end of the world, where he's comfortable and where people are too polite to turn away from his stories, so he doesn't have to sing them.

And that's it for today peoples! I hope you enjoyed this week's Soundcheck! It's always a pleasure to write them, and I hope I won't run out of ideas anytime soon, and especially not for next week as we look around Quilp's closet for old CD's... what am I saying... vinyl discs.

Not to be missed!

Cheers!