Saturday, September 15, 2012

Culprit Revealed!!

At long last after a long investigation the true duct tape instigator has been revealed in his lair.   He was wearing his latest styles standing on  the custom duct taped floor leading to his laboratory of fiendish experiments and fashions. The sign on the door was a true statement of what was lurking behind the closed doors.

Alyxyn whom we all thought led a quiet life in the dredges of the of the dank holes  of the Scumbase is true mastermind behind the stickiness of duct tape, and now we all know what he has been doing. He has been tunneling out another layer to the Scumbase. Aaylia was heard to comment that even she had no idea that Alyxyn was even tunneling beneath her dungeon. "I heard hammering and banging every once in a while....But didn't really think anything about it."

As one ventures further into the lair there posted up on the wall above his desk is the inspiration of his true fiendish ideas and plots.  Scattered around the room were tables covered with colored duct tape, partially finished projects and other assorted treasures.  Assembled against the wall was a full weapons rack, helmets that were covered with the characteristic gray duct tape; and tacked to the wall were designs of future projects.

Next time the plot thickens: What are the true intentions of Alyxyn the true master of Duct tape?  Read on.....

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    1. well durn it.. un here ah dun thots ah'd bin all sekrety un stuff. its dat derned duck dat dun squeeled weren't it? he jezt hadta go un open his beak. *sighs* next tahm ah gotsta tape dat shut too.

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  2. I kept telling people that there was something Amiss! I do hope that nutty, mad master gets his comeuppance!

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  3. Alyxyn a true master in anything whatsoever...? NOT very likely!

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