Friday, June 07, 2013

Fresh ScumFlash: Hym

Who would have thought we could welcome a new lowlife so soon. And a high prolific player like this to boot. No idea who I'm talking about? Introducing: Hym a level 312 dragonriding warrior and replacing r34lg33k by two levels as Quilps new best friend (hey, don't look at me. It is Da Round One who likes to hang with the big warrior boys... I just stay out their way when they draw those nasty sharp things... ). Currently he holds spot 16 in the Hall of Fame and has a scrapbook of 98.88%.

Hym has been the founder and one of the driving forces behind GSO for almost 3 years now (you might remember him from our dungeonparty at GSO a couple of months ago). Receiving his mail asking to join the Dark Side and become a member of our scummy community was both pleasant and unexpected. Our paths have met regularly in the past and he always showed to be a decent person, and I'm sure he'll fit in just fine (haha, like any of you even knows the meaning of that word). Think about that before you raid his pockets... That and the fact he can squash you by just looking at you.

I hope you'll have fun here Hym.



The Power of 12
This mail was send to me months ago. But I kept forgetting to make a post out of it.

I am all pleased with myself for having reached all +12 on my bonuses, and need to be kicked and stabbed back into submission because being all pleased with myself is just pride messing with me.  I would appreciate some taunting to ensure I stay in my place low in the dogpile of scum.

 thxinadvanceforyourcarefullyplacedstabbin

wraith


I'm not sure if we should applaud Wraithform for the achievement of collecting all maxed out medals, or fear him for actually having 12 friends... You decide yourself. On the other hand, to quote Orson Welles "We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone..." (oh come on he deserves a red name, Orson Welles was scummy enough in my opinion... do I have to remind you off "War of the Worlds"?) Need I give you more hints or do you think you can manage to plan to stab Wraith in the back on your own?


Officers
Yes, yes... I know... I promised you to tell you about the changes in the officers and that we needed your help. But I didn't expect to have to post again THIS soon... So you'll have to wait a bit longer. Here, have a cookie...



4 comments:

  1. Welcome welcome to Hym effen tho yer jezt anudder horned demon. Least ya knows wot yer doins.

    As for Wraith, we knowz whar he gotz dem friends.. he made them using GMail accounts of course like any scum. oh wait, ah aint gots those frends. *sighs* dangnabit.

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    1. You can make friends with Gmail... o_0

      I hope AAylia never finds out...

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  2. That sounds like the start of a very very badly written song

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