Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Blatherings from the Bilge

The little green menace has been pretty quiet for a while as he shuffles into the guildhall.  Tired, bedraggled, looking to have lost weight and with a rather haunted look in his eyes, he drags his weapon across the floor of the guildhall to GBoss' chair.  Taking out a knife, he uses it to stab a note into the back of the throne and pin it there before opening his hatch down into the bilge.  Dropping through almost bonelessly, he closes the trapdoor after him with a loud BANG the reverbates through the halls.

When people come stumbling back from their missions, from their tortures, from their beds, there is a worn, stained and slightly damp note attached by that dagger into the throne.  Upon it is scratched the following in what may just be guard blood:

"da damned quack healers haf let me kno dat it aint ovah yet.  da sumtin in mah throats gotta com out.  Ah seez a slab agin on July 26th, roundabouts two thutty pm Pacific.  Ah hopes ta kip mah head when dey playz wit mah neck.

-Alyxyn"


9 comments:

  1. If all else fails, ask if you can keep your head in a jar. Would liven your bilge up a bit.

    But seriously, i hope you can finally go back to "normality" (i'll explain the concept another time) sfter this.

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    1. With the way my sense of humor has gone lately, I probably will ask the surgical team for something like this. "Guys, if something goes wrong and my head comes off, can you up it in a jar for me so that I can carry it around with me?"

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    2. *snicker* make sure someone takes a photo of their faces if you say that

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  2. Poor Aly... have to go under the knife again :(

    I hope u will get better after they removed whatever no-good stuffs that's there... Or at least let u be surrounded by nurses wearing kitty outfits... *hugs*

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    1. hmmmmmmm are you volunteering kitty? ;)

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    2. If they feed u enough drugs, u might have a vision of me being there with my kitty outfits :) Anyway, looks like today is the day u have this surgery. Wishing u all the best & hope u are in the good hands of good surgeons (and sexy nurses). Take care, be well, and get well soon. *hugs*

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  3. All good things be with you Greenie! Fingers crossed!

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