Blatherings from the Bilge

And so in the Year of Our Scumminess Two Thousand Seventeen did the being known as "The Green Menace" aka "the Towering Two Foot Gobbo" aka "What the HECK is THAT?" aka Alyxyn return unto the local House of Healing to an interview with the Chief Healer LoneRGon.  The reason for this visit was for the Chief Healer to deliver unto the goblin the results from the Seers that had checked his Demonically Infested Body the previous fortnight.  Much time had been spent by the Seers in their investigations and much fluid forced unto the gobbo in order to improve the visibility to the Seers.

Since that time, the Great Green One had waited nervously for word on the Demonic Spawn that he was hosting and how it was reacting to the attention of the Healers that were spending so much time, so many prayers and so much foul essences on his infestation.

The news this time is mixed.  In January, the Green One had caught something, probably in that Hall of Ill Repute known as the Scum's Guild Hall.  Whatever it was that he caught had pretty much laid him out for that month making it so that the Healers could not use their foul essences upon the Demon Spawn he bears.. for fear the essences would kill him in his overly weakened.  Due to this, expectations of the Seers was low.  However, what the Chief Healer had to report was that some of the Demon Spawn infesting the foul little goblin have continued to shrink.  Some have grown a bit, but that is to be expected with the lack of his exposure to the foul essences for an entire month.

The Chief Healer overall.. is optimistic.. but then.. of course he would be right?  If he were pessimistic, it is unlikely that the Green Menace would continue to donate to his Temple to reward the priests for their time and prayers.

Treatment continues and the Green Menace continues to stalk the streets as he can.