Welcome tah Monday und a new edishun of de bellowing fum below, da Bilgewater Bulletin.
As mah head is still werkin on recoverin frum da Fez-tival, ah wuz sittin on mah pillow nursing the swelling frum da sour booze un GBoss' boot. Howevah it wuz nice tah see dat weze doin a bit better in da wars. but.. we kin do better still and rathah easily. Unfortunately, ahr clickin is still laggin. Come on Scum, don't jezt belly up tah da bar, bring yer weapons und defend it as well :). Remembah, dere's 10 hours between announcement and fightin. Lots of time tah check in jezt tah see iffen ya needs ta click on a lil button.
Looking abouts und ah see dat Nargipoo has returned to being average as us scum have averaged juzt shy of 1.5 of a level dis week. Dat said, Redwood18 und Yers Truly both managed to turn in 4 new belts dis week and four others turned in three. Through growth we will yet conquer dat danged cheatin graverobber and many uther threats. Fer dat, lots of pipples hit milestones dis last week. Dolgan hit da venerable 270 (so watch out fer his lethal walker attacker!) while Maxpower continues to power up at 210. Both Revliss the Ducttape Queen and Duncan have joined da 200 club and Gruel has simmered to 160. Go Scummies!
As for uther threats, Pizzar, when he isn't dodging hungry scum, continues tah climb da charts in the ring, rising 24 rankings in de offishul notices! Good job Pizzar, ya isn't jezt a pie fer eatin ah guess!
Dere rillah ain't been much change in our stampbook collections lately. Good Phantom and Bakryu managed tah steal anudder 1%+ to dere stampbooks but not much other movement cud be seen even amongst those with a long way yet tah go. Yer only hurtin yerselves rilly by not tending the stampbooks. Without it, yer exp frum quests and wars and effertin else is just.. less than it is for the rest of us. Get stamps and grow big and strong. Dat's wot da Gboss orders! *snaps a salute* So say GBoss! So say we all!
In uther news, ya probably have noticed dat we'z showing up with sum bruised noses due to da Zombunnies frum time tah time. What ya may have missed iz dat we *have* beaten dem a time or two. The reason? Click in and potions would be de best guess. yup.. Back to click in. love it, do it, live it. Dat's de way.. uh huh uh huh.. we lahks it!
As mah head is still werkin on recoverin frum da Fez-tival, ah wuz sittin on mah pillow nursing the swelling frum da sour booze un GBoss' boot. Howevah it wuz nice tah see dat weze doin a bit better in da wars. but.. we kin do better still and rathah easily. Unfortunately, ahr clickin is still laggin. Come on Scum, don't jezt belly up tah da bar, bring yer weapons und defend it as well :). Remembah, dere's 10 hours between announcement and fightin. Lots of time tah check in jezt tah see iffen ya needs ta click on a lil button.
Looking abouts und ah see dat Nargipoo has returned to being average as us scum have averaged juzt shy of 1.5 of a level dis week. Dat said, Redwood18 und Yers Truly both managed to turn in 4 new belts dis week and four others turned in three. Through growth we will yet conquer dat danged cheatin graverobber and many uther threats. Fer dat, lots of pipples hit milestones dis last week. Dolgan hit da venerable 270 (so watch out fer his lethal walker attacker!) while Maxpower continues to power up at 210. Both Revliss the Ducttape Queen and Duncan have joined da 200 club and Gruel has simmered to 160. Go Scummies!
As for uther threats, Pizzar, when he isn't dodging hungry scum, continues tah climb da charts in the ring, rising 24 rankings in de offishul notices! Good job Pizzar, ya isn't jezt a pie fer eatin ah guess!
Dere rillah ain't been much change in our stampbook collections lately. Good Phantom and Bakryu managed tah steal anudder 1%+ to dere stampbooks but not much other movement cud be seen even amongst those with a long way yet tah go. Yer only hurtin yerselves rilly by not tending the stampbooks. Without it, yer exp frum quests and wars and effertin else is just.. less than it is for the rest of us. Get stamps and grow big and strong. Dat's wot da Gboss orders! *snaps a salute* So say GBoss! So say we all!
In uther news, ya probably have noticed dat we'z showing up with sum bruised noses due to da Zombunnies frum time tah time. What ya may have missed iz dat we *have* beaten dem a time or two. The reason? Click in and potions would be de best guess. yup.. Back to click in. love it, do it, live it. Dat's de way.. uh huh uh huh.. we lahks it!
... Week ending October 10, 2011
Pizzar lost some levels, the leetle fink. I had him +30. >.>
ReplyDeleteWell written, my green friend.
Wow, the bilgewater bulletin was actually on time this week. See, taking time off from spying on Narc free's up a lot of time.
ReplyDeleteCongratz to all that deserves it ;)