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HOWDY TROOPS!

OK Ladies & Germs... Today I'm simply going write this column about the great chef's FAVORITE food, PIZZA! But with a twist? Ya, absolutely, there is no doubt about it Scum, when it comes to pizza, the chef will do anything for it (just about). Yes under that type of pressure, the old chef will fold like a cheap hag. In fact, If you doubt the validity of what i speak, just ask our friendly neighborhood fearless guild leader ... yes, our own illustrious GFORCE or GBOSS if you like? Otherwise known to all that know and love him, GHETTOFORCE!

In fact, I am dedicating today's column to old "G"!  From the days of old, when the chef was younger and experimenting  with his culinary ability, he was basically a nanny for Ole Gboss! No, I didn't change his diapers or wipe his nose, I only cooked for him. Yup, I was there from the start and saw G's "humble" beginnings! On a daily basis, all Gboss ever talked about or ate was PIZZA, with extra garlic, mushrooms, cheese, & sauce!

Gboss in his humble beginnings, before he had all his horns...

Lord he was a hungry, messy child!

In fact, as G grew, so did his appetite! Here's a pic of Gbosse's graduation party from guild leader academy.  I spent weeks cooking for it ....

That piece of pizza in my hand was the ONLY slice I got! Gboss ate the whole thing! Oink, Oink!

Well, must say though, a few years later, old Gforce came though with flying colors! Yup, after graduation, he took over a guild, and brought it all the way to the #1 spot! So you GO old G-Buddy! You made this old chef awful proud, and many others in this guild. One piece of advice though, its been noted by many that you sure have turned into a cranky li'l S.O.B. So, change that attitude mister, or I will have to resort back to the old days in your youth, when you got into trouble on a daily basis, and I had to turn you over my knee and let all the kitchen staff take turns paddling that little behind with a spatula!

OK Scum, i gotta scoot! I have a hot date with the pizza delivery girl....



I'll be back next week with another exciting adventure! Till then remember what the chef always says..... "a pizza a day keeps the Doctor away!"